Looking for a Good Lawyer and Publicist
Earlier today, I was seduced by Michael Jackson at a Wendy’s near Neverland. He was about to feed me a french fry, when I noticed it was in the shape of Janet Jackson’s exposed bosom. It is currently fetching 20,000 yen on the Japenese Ebay. I am willing to exchange it for an advance DVD copy of Paris Hilton’s new film House of Wax.
