Looking for a Good Lawyer and Publicist

By Will

Earlier today, I was seduced by Michael Jackson at a Wendy’s near Neverland. He was about to feed me a french fry, when I noticed it was in the shape of Janet Jackson’s exposed bosom. It is currently fetching 20,000 yen on the Japenese Ebay. I am willing to exchange it for an advance DVD copy of Paris Hilton’s new film House of Wax.

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  1. rockslinga
    June 8, 2005 at 12:31 am

    i think the most offensively hilarious part of this post is that you called the paris hilton flick a film. you crack me up. i love it.

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