G-d I wish I was lying, but according to Pat Robertson, he can leg-press 2000 lbs. That’s 665 lbs more than Dan Kendra, the current leg-press record holder for football players at Florida State University who burst the capillaries in his eyes while attempting the feat.
So what does Robertson owe his great strength to? Not divine intervention – but his very own “700 Club” magical “age-defying” protein shake!
Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?That’s unbelievable! No seriously - it really is. He claims to have done it when he was 74 years old, and under the supervision of a nameless “amazing strength trainer.” Ahem… cough cough... bullsh*t. At least Madeleine Albright only claimed to have leg-pressed 400 lbs… which, by the way, explains the massive girth of her thunder thighs.
One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.
Since he made the stunning announcement last week, his credibility has come under intense scrutiny. After all, how would it look if one of the country’s most popular “Christian” leaders broke the ninth commandment by “bear[ing] false witness”? Gee, I know I’d lose my faith in Pat…
I'll tell you what - if Pat can really leg-press 1 ton of free weights, I'll renounce the entire divestment movement and join forces with the ZOA.
2 comments:
I think he based his estimate on his experience playing "airplane" with Ariel Sharon (only several months before the latter's stroke). Weeeee.....
Funny ass post Nadeem and great pic.
Pat Robertson knows that when he utters complete #@*!, his blind followers will believe him no matter what! This is the sad reality.
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