Saturday, March 15, 2008

Ever Wondered How to Hit on an Arab Hottie?

Pali-Canadian rapper Arabesque gives you hopeless lads the key lines to get that raqam from a hot habibti on his latest jam, "How to Chop An Arab."


And *gasp*, not only does this A-rab wear kuffiyahs, but he actually waxes on about the phenomenon surrounding the bedouin orginating scarf quite wittyily on a blog on his myspace music page.


Besque on the cover of NOX issue 14

Additionally, in an interview with Arab man's mag NOX, the rapper sizes up and provides commentary on the Arab Rap scene, calling the Iron Sheik "DC's finest" (and now that the Iron Sheik has relocated, does that mean he has lost his finest-ness?), and of our very own Excentrik, he argues because the "producer/venom spitter's" contribution, "The bay area has never sounded so nice."


11 comments:

programmer craig said...

Best to stay away from any Arab hottie that would fall for a "KABOBfest" recommended line.

Does this can have any advice for how to tell if an Arab woman is batshit crazy?

safiyyah bint world said...

if she was dating you

eduardo said...

booya.

Programmer Buydatti said...

Ever Wondered How to Chop Maytha? KABOBfestWATCH!

dopesexyfuck said...

Why are so many of us rapping? We need more Rami Kashous.

NOX said...

Thanks for the plug...!

We gotta get this mag over to the States...................

Craig said...

if she was dating you...

Well, you're batshit crazy, Sifiyyah. Would you date me? (rhetorical question by the way, no chance in hell)

Maytha said...

nox,

agreed! And a Nox/kabobfest collabo of some sorts!

Peace

NOX said...

Definitely, Maytha... I'm up for conquerng the world as much as the next ego-maniac journalist.

(Although we'd do it without the white phosphorous, the nuclear bunker-busters and, of course, the rape of Iraqi virgin teens,,,,)

Anyway, we're launching our enw website – inshallah – next week, so until we get to the States, you can read all of our diseased output there...

nadia n said...

Why are so many of us rapping? We need more Rami Kashous.

Yes.

Saladin said...

WHat's the website URL -- you all should post it here when the mag goes fully online

S