If You Love America, Say No To Obama

The following early campaign endorsement is the first KABOBfest staff editorial. The endorsement is subject to change as the campaign progress, facts remain unchanged, but more dirt is uncovered. It is also subject to change after KABOBfest files tax return, should we realize we make a lot of money, we may chose to endorse a republican candidate.

KABOBfest officially endorses the presidential candidacy of New Mexico’s Governor Bill Richardson. We will go into the reasons and qualifications behind such an endorsement shortly, however, it is of extreme importance and urgency to first highlight a real threat to America and freedom one of his rivals represent.

Say NO to Obama Bin Ladin. The junior senator from Illinois is among the leading democratic candidate for the top job. It is unclear when or how he has infiltrated American society, but Barrack Obama is a major threat to our way of life. So far, only one or two media outlets have had the courage to expose him......... (KABOBimages/Nadeem)

In a matter of two short weeks, FOX News revealed that Obama Bin Ladin’s middle name is Hussein; clearly he is linked to America’s most dangerous enemy, whose ass we smoked, and captured on a phone camera. They also investigated his dress. Obama is not shy to declare his allegiance to the top Shia villain, Mahmoud Ahmedinajad. Like the Iranian leader who hates America, and its most important ally, Israel, for our freedom-filled way of life and tall buildings, Obama wears a sports coat on a shirt without a tie, his shirts are often white or blue, like Israel’s flag, a sign of his intention for its destruction.

Furthermore, FOX dedicated hundreds of hours of its airtime to expose the fact that Obama Bin Ladin is a smoker. Not only is this habit very anti-American, it pours money in the hands of terrorists, and contributed to global warming.

Insight magazine, more conservative spin-off of conservative Washington Times has exposed another aspect of Obama Osama’s life. HE WENT TO AN ISLAMIC ELEMENTERY SCHOOL in Malaysia only 40 years ago. No this is not about his connection to Islam or descending from a Muslim father, it is about links to terrorism and defending homeland security. We must salute the Hilary Clinton campaign for providing insight Magazine with this tip. In the past, she declared she would not become a president by osmosis, simply being within close proximity to Bill, but she is best qualified to understand how one could become Islamized/terrorist by osmosis as the result of attending school.

We shall not allow Obama Bin Ladin win by riding a wave of fear and emotion spread by Al-Qaeda propaganda productions like 24. The show is trying to frighten Americans into believing that a young, black man is the natural look for a strong American president who can save the country from terrorism. We all know there has never been a black president, and god willing there will never be.

Perhaps most dangerously of all, however, is Obama’s abhorrent lack of passion towards Israel. He recently delivered a speech to the AIPAC, Washington’s pro-Israel lobby, in which he declared his staunch and unconditional support for Israel, yet, he lacked passion in delivering his defense of the ethno-religiously exclusive state. His delivery was certainly sub par to the speech he delivered in commemoration of the march on Selma, Al. Worse yet, he told a group of democratic candidates that “no one is suffering more than the Palestinian people.” Exactly what does Obama mean by this statement? It is a veiled attempt to blame the Palestinian’s self-inflicted misery and suffering on Israel.

Help end this travesty!!! A call to all sensible media outlets: Please plan an explosive exposé like that of Howard Dean just before the 2004 Iowa caucuse and put him out of the race over night. Or set him up with compromising situation that deals a serious blow to his credibility, like Colin Powell at the United Nations, effectively ending his political career.

Bill Richardson is what America needs. He is a strong-willed man, yet a successful diplomat. His resume speaks for itself; he has been among the best governors New Mexico has seen. He successfully defended his state from repeated invasions attempts from his neighbors to the south; he improved the economy, the state of education and health care. He joined an alliance to fight global warming along with four other western states.

But most importantly, Richardson is a skilled diplomat who enjoys good relations with many world leaders, and has been able to hold talks with many leaders antagonized by the Bush administration such as the president of Sudan. He will be able to repair the US’s damaged relations with friends around the world, restore it’s political standing and clout internationally after being severely harmed by Bush’s monkey-with-a-shotgun approach to foreign policy.

Furthermore, he is likely to achieve and accomplish more resolution to outstanding conflicts and disputes around the world because he has the necessary combination of realism, knowledge of history, diplomacy and firmness, as long as he is not subdued by the Zionist Lobby.

Vote Bill Richardson

Quickies: The following notable candidates were disqualified from KABOBendorsements for simple, obvious reasons.

Tom Vilsak, the former Iowa governor lost favor with KABOBstaff because he is not trying hard enough. He dropped out of the race because he’s too lazy to raise money.

John Edwards is a sissy. America will be committing suicide if it elects some body who does not have the balls to stand by his vote to launch war, regardless against whom and why, repeatedly apologizing for his vote, calling it a mistake; This behaviour emboldens the enemy.

Joe Beiden, no small state schmuck should be elected president; the highest federal job to be allowed for a Delawarean should be the Director of the Ports Authority.

Hillary Clinton, come on now, is America really ready for a Jewish president?