Saturday, March 03, 2007

This Just In: Zionists Are Paranoid

It seems like Zionists are too tangled up in their ethno-religiously supremacist ideology that they can't recognize a joke even when it hits them on the head.


Last month's World View News Service Sexiest Anti-Zionist contest, which was won by KABOBfest's own Chaim Sugerman (His contest's campaign poster shown), seems to have ruined Valentines Day for Shulamit Reinharz, a professor at Brandies University, which some might call a fine institution of higher education, even though it's a stronghold for Zionist ideologues, making it near impossible to spread open-mindedness on that campus.

In Nadeem's famous words: Grow a funny bone.

By way of introduction, Shulamit Reinharz is a director of The David Project, a propaganda institute that incites hatred of Arabs and Muslims, as a way pf promoting Zionism and apologetics for Israel. Her husband is the president of Brandeis.

To send a few more Zionust over the edge, KABOBfest pledges to collaborate with WVNS to make next year's World Sexiest Anti-Zionist yet a bigger blow-out, perhaps even bigger than Mardi Gras, perhaps this time we'll draw the foul from crazy man Dershowitz.
[Tarboush tip: WVNS]

12 comments:

sweetscentofbeirut said...
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Anonymous said...

Oh, it's recognize or give credit to some one for contributing the item.... As in the western hat tip... WVNS is World View News Service.

Anonymous said...

clearly you guys never watched fat albert. "a joke isn't a joke -- if it hurts someone."

Anonymous said...

ايها العرب ارفعوا رؤوسكم انهم لا يبدون امامكم عظماء إلا لانكم راكعون

Nadeem said...

HAHA - the best part of her idiototic column was this: What has Israel done to them? Where does this hatred come from? It’s as if a lid has come off a boiling cauldron and large quantities of seething negativity has oozed out that I didn’t even know was there in the first place.

CLASSIC!!!

sweetscentofbeirut said...
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nuh ibn zbigniew gondek said...

As salaam alaikum.

I write for a largely Muslim audience. Please come by inshallah if you interested in doing a little reading.

Wa salaama,

nuh ibn

Anonymous said...

I wish all Palestinians die in their civil war!

Just Kidding!!

Grow a funny bone! Sheesh!

Nidalio said...

Anonyass 3:20PM,

I love how you Zionuts twist words and make false comparisons. You're no different from Reinharz who equated anti-semitism to anti-zionism ("anti-semitism/anti-zionism). Being an anti-zionist and joking about it does not mean wishing the death of Israelis or anyone. In regards to racism towards blacks by whites, for example, wouldn't you say you're an anti-racist? And if you were, does that mean you wish the death of white people? Now go grow a funny bone.

shlomo said...

Abdullah to Congress: Thank you for helping peace become reality (Haaretz)

Anonymous said...

zionuts? wtf is that?

I guess by your standards and logic, it's OK to start calling Palestinians, Paleostinian

Paleostinian, get it? As in, you haven't progressed in quite some time. Haha! Funny. Like Zionut, but not quite as gay and a little more forethought too.

Nidalio said...

Yes, we are Paleostinians, as in we've been in Palestine long before ZIONUTS decided it was their "Promised Land."