Yes folks, it's true - on the KABOBvan's journey back home from Diwan, we ran into crack-head alien-look-alike neo-con right-wing pundit and best-selling hate-monger Ann Coulter... at a Roy Rogers / Subway / Starbucks rest-stop somewhere along the Pennsylvania turnpike.
Yes she was wearing a black mini-skirt, and no she wouldn't stop for a KABOBfest photo-op. In fact, the disgustingly thin bobble-headed biotch wouldn't even acknowledge our existence.
So what did we do? Damn straight we mooned her! Twice!
In other news - the Arab American National Museum's Diwan conference was the most inspiring Arab-American event I have ever attended. It was an honor to present alongside such unique, compelling, and accomplished artists. Not only did the conference help to reaffirm and instill pride in those fortunate enough to attend, but it also served to highlight and empower a community that's been long overlooked by other American's in this country's uniquely diverse social fabric.
As promised, below you will find the "Top Ten" items KABOBfest found to be missing from the Arab-American National Museum. We expect these to be present in time for the next Diwan conference...
10. A collection of pictures of all the Arab-Americans who took photos with G.W. Bush during his 1st campaign run - who now regret it.
9. Paperwork from the first Arab-American insurance scam.
8. A statistical breakdown of Arab men who wear tighty whities vs. boxer briefs.
7. Empty hair gel bottle used by 1st Arab immigrant.
6. Omar Sharif's criminal record.
5. Cash register from 1st Arab-American owned liquor store.
4. An exhibit on Blonde hair / blue eyed American trophy wives of Arab men.
3. A bidet so that we can wash our asses the proper way.
2. Left over plastic from the 1st Lebanese nose job.
1. A REAL map of Palestine!
Thank you Diwan! Thank you KABOBers for an amazing experience! And a special thanks to all our KABOBfans... SHALOM!
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
KABOBfest ROCKS Diwan!!! (Moons Ann Coulter)
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5 comments:
its bidet...not biday..:)
Thanks homie.
I'm still pissed that "an exhibit of Arab male receding hairlines, boldspots, and comb-overs" was bumped off the list for the "first empty gel can"!
Haha,
Nadeem, you should have posted this as a quiz or contest for KABOBfans to guess what it is that you did to Ann Coulter. Some body would definintly have guess.
May, I totally vote for the receding hair line exhibit. By the way, isn't that like a line of rabbits walking backwards?
you guys friggin rock...i think ann's driver was also her giggalo (sp).
DTA
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