Classic Line:
The Sphinx: “Why are you mad dogging me bitch? I got secrets of the pyramids to keep!”
To understand the significance of such motifs like switchblade, the gatekeeper, and the trickster in chola culture; take a look at Askachola’s use of Joseph Campbell’s work on archetypes to explicate all this:
Inspired by Askachola (who's other videos you NEED to see on either her website or her myspace page) counseling efforts, KABOBfest has decided to service its target demographic of readers by launching it's very own version entitled "Ask a Mactivist." Outfitted in Che shirts with faces half-covered by red, black, and green, power fist-checkered kuffiyas (the smiley face kuffiyas being the obvious influence for such an avant-garde design), and scented to perfection by a peculiar mixture of Frankincense and Axe; the men of KABOBfest will be answering all questions related to using one's art, intellect, and/or passion for revolutionary change to bang some chicks. As a pleasant surprise, KABOBfest's investigative reporter/master pickup artist Chaim Sugarman has informed me that he is willing to take time away from his busy Warcraft playing schedule to participate in the telecounseling, so feel free to send those burning questions!

4 comments:
HAHAHA!! Oh, May. How this brings me back to my jr high days.
"And of course we have Cleopatrrrrra. Perhaps the most famous chola of this time period. I think it was pretty obvious that she was a chola.
I mean, just look at her eyeliner."
Ha-just jr. high! That makes me reminisce about my whole educational experience in West Covina!
You need to youtube her and check out her other videos-especially the soap opera featuring subcommandante Marcos one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkwMWcunkhk
Damn mami, WeCo's cholas made it into high school?! All my friends in the 'Nard (805 baby!) were kicked outta school by then -- not that I'm staring u down right now for a city-with-the-hardest-cholas battle or nothing. I'm sure your cholas banged just as hard as my cholas.
Do you know if they've reformed? I just found out that they're now accountants and shit -- not in jail anymore!
Not all of them anyways. They do got a lot of kids tho... You know how we do.
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I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THISSSS!
Why do you assholes find all the good stuff before me. Whyyy?
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