According to the Herald Sun, Britney Spears' crap-rapping ex-husband, K-Fed, is rumored to have recently sent an ex-Israeli commando named Aaron Cohen to subpoena two of Spears' associates in order to answer questions regarding her shitty parenting skills. For the record, it was not this Aaron Cohen, nor this one, nor was it this one, though he could have done the job. It was actually this one, who went undercover to get close to the K-Fed/Spears spawn. Or was it...??
Not one to miss out on a hot Hollywood scoop, Will (not this one) dispatched KABOBfest's Paparazzi Bureau Chief and co-founder of Israeli teeny-bopper Mashugana Magazine, Chaim Sugarman, to California late Monday night to confirm the story.
What Sugarman found was startling...
Apparently the ex-Israeli commando was none other than MIA Israeli Corporal Gilad Shalit - as he was found to be hiding out in a place much more dismal than the Gaza Strip... Ms. Spears' vagina.
[NOTE: I'm totally aware of how lame this post is. I'm sorry.]
Monday, August 13, 2007
Confirmed Sighting: Gilad Shalit
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EVER!
Wow, I get nominated for best post ever and worst post ever in the same week...
SUE ME! I liked the graphic I made and just needed text to post it.
Will, your attempts at making it funnier didn't redeem it much. But thanks anyway. HA!
he kind've looks like a younger version of sm
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