Israel Abolishes Apartheid!!!

Yeaaah, that’s as likely as Fayyad actually getting the opportunity to “make it up to” a certain big bootied Latina blogger. (Aim lower habeeby - start with Programmer Craig and work your way up the food chain).

Or, better yet, serve a bit of that spicy KABOB to Israeli Transportation Minister Shaul Mofaz – who announced today that 'security' personnel at Ben Gurion International Airport will no longer mark the luggage belonging to non-Jews with colored tags – “in order to spare these passengers embarrassment,” says Ha’aretz (censored).

WOOHOO! THERE IS A G-D AFTER ALL!!!

Instead, Mofaz explained, the luggage of non-Jewish passengers will be stamped with the same color sticker as the Jewish passengers, only with a different number. In the past, the color of the sticker on the passenger's luggage would indicate to airport security personnel the level of security check they must administer.

Hmmm. People marked with numbers so that a blood-thirsty and power-hungry military state can differentiate between an ethnic group deemed ‘superior’ and another deemed ‘subhuman’… … sounds awfully FUCKING familiar!!

Though the colored stickers have been discontinued since the beginning of August, the luggage belonging to Arab passengers still undergoes a more thorough security check than that of Jews. The Arabs' luggage is sent to an X-ray scanner with higher resolution.

It’s actually a really cool process. Not only do we get our skid-marked pantaloons flung out all over the place for everyone to see, we also get to strip down to our knickers and have random men cup our balls! (You can relate, can’t ya Roy?)

Oh – and let’s not forget about the part where we get separated from our families, locked in private rooms, and interrogated for hours on end with the same old redundant questions – like, “Hey, I’m from Philly too! What high school did ya go to?”

According to Transportation Ministry spokesman Avner Ovadia, "the institution of uniformly colored stickers for all passengers aims to prevent a sense of discrimination among various sectors."

POP QUIZ HOT SHOT – What in bloody hell does that mean?

a) If a Palestinian is being discriminated against, but is too stupid to realize it – then, technically, “discrimination” doesn’t exist.

- OR -

b) As long as “various [non-Palestinian] sectors” don’t notice our discriminatory policies – then, technically, "discrimination" doesn’t exist.

I dunno. Maybe I’m being too much of a pessimist. After all, it took Israel an entire “public committee” (headed by Jim Crowzinsky of course) to come up with this sincere stroke of genius.

Too bad many Arabs don’t see it that way…

[A]n Arab resident of Nazareth [Hosni abu-Sherlock] who frequently flies out of Ben Gurion airport said he had no trouble at all identifying the marked luggage. "This is the exact same system, with a slight change in stickers. In the past, an Arab passenger would receive a red sticker, and now the Arab passenger receives a sticker with the number 5 on it," the man explained.

And that, my friends, is reason 1,948 why I love Israel… and all its Zionut friends.