Discussion of who killed former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat has surfaced again this month, following accusations made by senior Hamas members and a former aide to the Palestinian leader that Israel poisoned him.
Bassam Abusharif is asking former French president Jacques Chirac to reveal the truth behind the passing of Arafat, who spent his last day at French military hospital. Many Palestinians, including several senior officials close to Arafat believe that he was poisoned, and suspect Israel’s involvement in the crime. Many of Israel’s bloodthirsty supporters called for his assassination explicitly in public forums, often referring the unmatched capabilities of the Israel Mossad intelligence services. Other political commentators like Pat Buchanan, Zbigniew Brzezinski and many others predicted it.
KABOBfest’s own investigator, special assignment envoy and one man show, Chaim Sugerman, recently infiltrated the Zionist-dominated fashion industry in New York. He reported late Monday that he uncovered evidence indicating Arafat was assassinated by pro-Israel elements within the fashion industry.
The industry had been waiting for years to cash in on the magic and coolness of the Kuffiya by selling it to western hipsters, yet did not want it to be presented as a Palestinian symbol, after all, the whole Zionist idea and state of Israel were built around the claim that Palestinians do not exist.
Industry executives realized that it was going to be impossible to market the Kuffiya as merely “peace scarf,” “anti-war scarf,” or “urban checkered scarf,” or anything that does not have “Palestine” in it while Arafat was rocking his trademark Kuffiya on the 6 o'clock news every day. They could no longer sit idly by when there is money to be made. So to the Zionist-fashionists, Ziofashists for short, the answer was simple: whack Yasser Arafat.
And that’s why, my friends, the Kuffiya swung onto the New York runways only after Khetyar died.
How did they do it, may you ask? Well, simple, since Arafat was a known drinker of Red Bull, to the point that it actually gave him wings, tying him to cinderblocks and drowning him by the dock was not an option. So the typical plan B is poison the dude, and infect him with HIV to conceal the poison. It happens all the time.
The most shocking revelation, however, came last weekend in the wake of a live television interview with Dr. Ashraf Kurdi, Arafat's Jordanian physician. Kurdi, speaking to Al Jazeera in an Amman studio, said HIV antibodies were detected in Arafat's blood. The station immediately halted the broadcast.
Afterward, Kurdi clarified the matter, saying he believed that Arafat was deliberately infected with the HIV virus in order to obscure the real cause of death and in order to blacken his name.
How's that for a KABOBspiracy?
1 comments:
Hahaha awesome post habeeby! I'm kind of disappointed though... no spelling or grammar mistakes. Have you finally caved to spellcheck?? Dang, I always thought you'd remain firm in your principles...
I always suspected that Fatah, along with America's blessing and Israel's assistance, assasinated Abu 3amar.
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