Money Walks : Bullshit Talks

Seriously folks, if you can’t trust your own illegitimate government to manage the subcontracting of your nation’s occupation, then dammit - who can you trust??

Just when his puppet-masters thought he had his shit in order, Abbasshole goes ahead and pulls a stupid move like this: mistakenly wiring 3,500 loyal members of Hamas’ military force a total of $2.3 million in back pay. (In Zionist terms, that’s 9,814,100.46 Israeli Shekels – stings, don’t it?)

You heard right – Israel, who stole the funds from Palestine in the first place, generously offered to transfer them back to Abbasshole’s government after he promised to do like a good little boy and give Hamas the boot. According to Ha’aretz (censored), Israel “specifically stipulated that the money mustn’t reach Hamas.”

OH!#$^!@#$!SNAP@$R!%@#@CRACKLE#T%$@!RE^#$Y*^T&%POP!!

Despite the PA Finance Ministry’s best efforts to cancel the deposits, an undisclosed amount of money had already been withdrawn by those gun totting “terrorists” clad in wild-watermelon green.

In recent weeks, the ministry has been paying overdue wages to 170,000 civil servants, half of them security forces. For more than a year, the Palestinian Authority was able to pay only partial wages because of international sanctions [and Israeli theft] imposed against it while it was governed by a Hamas-led cabinet. Those sanctions were lifted after Abbas ousted Hamas from power and set up a loyalist government.

Now he’s got everyone wondering… LOYAL TO WHOM EXACTLY???

[tarboush tip: B-MOC for the article and coining "Abbasshole" for Kfest]