Thursday, August 23, 2007

What Would Jesus Smoke?

  • In further proof that smoking cigarettes is gateway behavior to more egregious crimes, the wires are now reporting that Jesus has been indicted on attempted murder and assault [Pacific Daily News, Guam]
  • 50 Cent spent time in prison, yes, but it's okay because he's Jesus Christ [Ireland On-Line]
  • Everyone's making a big brouhaha over what Gwen Stefani wore when she covered her midriff during her Malaysia concert, and to show us what it looked like, everyone uses photos of her covering her midriff during her Colombia and Australia concerts [BBC] [Celebrity Gossip]
  • If their government's violations and rampant corruption continue, Yemenis are going to replace 'em with Hamas [Yemen Times]
  • The Wall Street Journal is a big fan of locking innocent people up, smearing their name, and calling them innocent again on the same page [Rupert Murdoch]
  • They say that there are proofs of terrorists having crossed the southern border, but I always thought George W. Bush took a plane when he visited Mexico...? [USA Today]

2 comments:

programmer craig said...

Suspected Leader of 9/11 Attacks Is Said to Confess

Mohammed(PBUH) was captured in Pakistan in 2003.

Anonymous said...

The Bush's and Bin Laden's are strange, but nevertheless albeit, bedfellows. If the stench of that doesn't wake you up, what will?

{^.*}