Not that all dancers are gay... but COME ON!!
5... 6... 7... 8... now shimmy to the left, left, left - right - left! Now all the big girls, get loose with it! All the skinny girls, let Bruce Bruce hit it! ... But what about those who swing both ways, AC/DC's? Well, Israel's got a solution... send 'em off prancing into the West Bank (and Gaza, and Lebanon, and Syria...)
In a bid to prevent talented dancers from dodging army service, IDF decides to set up dance group that will allow teens to pursue their vocation in uniform. [...] The troupe will rehearse together, hold dance workshops at IDF bases, perform before troops and represent the army at official events in Israel and abroad. MOREEh, who knows? It might actually offer a nice change of pace for the millions of innocent Arabs affected by Israel's "right" to oppress. After all, how bad could it be to wait countless hours at a checkpoint when the soldiers man-handling it are doing the electric slide?
Assuming the stereotype is correct about professional dancers (not that there's anything wrong with it!) - that's kind of a big step for a country that breaks into riots every time its homosexual community asks to peacefully assemble, no? Hey, I'm not saying Arab countries are any better - but at least their homophobia's transparent. That's right, Arabs reserve their gimmicks for far less important issues... like democracy.
Still, I think this is some sort of evil rabbinical conspiracy to kill gays.
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I wish I knew how to quit you, Shlomo.
If the Israeli army turns gay, they can start holding base decoration face-offs with the Lebanese army.
hahahaha decoration face-offs haha idf "supporting gays" hahaha hilarious as always, nadeem and fayyad.
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