Monday, September 24, 2007

Searching for Love on Facebook.com

This message was received by a female friend of mine through facebook.com. I know what many readers of this sight may be thinking, but I'm going to put the speculation to rest: the sender of this message was NOT Fayyad. Enjoy...

Hi Goddess,

i came a cross Your profile by chance and i dont know why, i felt from Your looks that You are the right person and that You would enjoy this kind of lifestyle.

To introduce my self, i am a 32 years old expat living in Dubai for a long time but originally Lebanese; for my appearance, i am 183 Cm, 90 Kg, brown hair and blue eyes and i live a very healthy life.

i am very submissve and kind of masochist and i am seeking the Woman who will have me as Her slave, servant, cuckold and worshipper You can say.

i hope You would consider having a guy like me in a stable long-term relationship if being dominant and a bit sadist, and having Your guy on his knees as Your servant is something that You enjoy.

i feel that it would be a great arrangement as You will have the commitment and loyalty from my side as Your slave, and the freedom to have anyone else You like and any lover You want at Your convinience.

Your slave to be,

XXXX XXXXX

7 comments:

nadeem said...

please respond so that this can be a running joke on KABOBfest...

Arima said...

That's SOOOOO wrong!

ellen said...

that lucky, lucky girl. though the role-playing lifestyle can get tiresome for those not fully into the fetish. or so i hear - ahem - *cough*. the weird capitilization makes me think a german wrote it. did she respond? update! update!

Fayyad said...

Fadi, it's site, not "sight".

Do I have to keep going around this blog correcting people's spelling mistakes...?

Anonymous said...

lol

ah the desperation!

rawan said...

sooooooo funny!
these people exist just so we could
have a laugh, im certain.

Anonymous said...

Girls get these kinds of things daily. I myself keep a running count of how many creepy messages attached to friend requests i get. It's funny.