- It's not that Mitt Romney doesn't trust his speech writers. It's that, darn it, all you brown people look so much alike! [Think Progress]
- Israel to trade in gold-digging nafka for more cost-effective sharmootah even though, man this one's got a real set of teeth on her. [Jpost]
- Israel encourages launch of gas-gouling rockets by hindering electric powered, evironmentally friendly ones. [Yahoo]
- Scientists locate optimism area in brain; issue "remove it yourself" manual to news readers. [AP/Yahoo]
- This is kinda like that one time when I was too lazy to turn around and speak to my cubicle mate so I shot him an e-mail calling our Republican Jewish Canadian boss a Nazi. Except that when I accidentally sent the e-mail to our boss instead of sending it to the cube mate who I was too lazy to turn to speak to, at least the Nazi knew it was me. [IHT]
- I'll admit, this is so last century. And okay, it didn't work the last time I tried it. But if you just sat down and patiently listened, I'm positive you'd become the person we both really want you to be. [WaPo]
- You know how when two people who hate each other have sex one day and refuse to talk about it even though their behavior has been destructive to them and to those around them, and how it doesn't help any that their friends choose not to plan an intervention because really, it's super entertaining and secretly they just wish they could watch? Well, someone just found some pics. [WaPo]
[Tarboush tip: Nimr, Hanaan, Fayyad]
5 comments:
qui qui, you seem like a weirdo as of late... pull that thong out of your ass and hit us with some real posts!
also, for someone who hates labels, you sure seem prone to labeling others.
QuiQui, are you new here? Don't you know that you have to spell-check my contributions.
You mean you weren't being all Halloweeny with the gas gouling rockets?
What exactly do you guys have against Hamas anyways?
OBAMA OR YOUR MAMA
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