Ever see a French President walk off the set of '60 Minutes'? After a few annoying questions about rumors concerning his wife leaving him, the French right-winger Sarkozy takes out his earpiece and calls the interview a "stupid" and "big mistake."
His wife (the woman he is "American-kissing" in the picture) eventually left him, citing his inability to communicate without getting upset and walking away, his support for Bush and Israel, and the unnatural perfection of his hair.
She should know that KABOBer Fayyad -- who is a great communicator, save for spelling, hates Bush and Israel, and has naturally imperfect hair -- is single and looking.
Notice by the way, how the line about Paris "buzzing" with rumors was overlayed with a shot of two Parisians eating. One wonders what they really were talking about? What do French people talk about anyways?
Monday, October 29, 2007
Sarkozy Hates the Ticking
By
Will
KABOBegories: europe, inside jokes, media, randomness, Will
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2 comments:
Wow, the dude lost his pension system reform battle to the leftist, that hurts, and if he lose wife for me, he may kil himself.
It's funny though, all indication were she was leaving him, he just begged her to wait until after elections.
Will, can you wing-man for me, I wanna start hitting on Christina Fernenadez Kirchner.
I'll wing for you, Foof. Will's too manly for to properly distract that annoying heterosexual male Christina's always, ALWAYS talking to. Ugh... You know who I'm talking about? Yeah, him. THAT guy. You know, that guy who she has not divorced...
... yet?
I'll take care of him. He has a thing for latinas. Although I'm neither attracted to his mind nor his body, I'll take one for the team, babe. It's all part of the KABOBcreed.
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