The few, the proud, the fabulous
- People with disposable income and having amazing sex not keen on relocating to Iraq [USA Today]
- 72 virgins keeping previous survey’s “Yes” respondents too busy to participate in latest survey [Pew Center]
- Israel pretends to care about what the cancerous growth thinks [Globe and Mail]
- Housewife seeks permission to ship silly grade detection equipment to Iraq [NY Times]
- New geneaological study could reveal Cheney’s Muslim ancestry [WaPo]
- USA condones hijab; Not a threat, confirms official [Herald Tribune]
- One Voice advocates segregation; Terrorists unable to tolerate the hypocrisy [AP]
- The living Iraqi children go back to school this week [Medical News]
- Number of good Muslims now at 138 [Spiegel]
- Holocaust survivor compensation adjusted for inflation [AP]
- Palestinians to conduct new census tomorrow; Israel to destroy results next week [AP]
- Syrian Jews who migrated to Palestine made horrible mistake [NY Times]
- Too kute… Iraq forming own opinions now [US News]
[Tarboush tip: Fayyad]
