Although I can’t relate, I hear that men with small penises acquire big fancy things in order to compensate for their lack of manhood. So what does an entire nation of little dickheads do?
Not build an empire with borders that resemble a giant cock – cause that’s SO 925 B.C. These days, they just rock the world’s largest flag.
Beneath the ancient Jewish desert strongpoint of Masada, the world’s largest flag was unfurled Sunday, covering a large stretch of sandy hinterland.
The huge blue and white Israeli flag, 660 meters (2,165 feet) long and 100meters (330 feet) wide and weighing 5.2 metric tons, breaks the record for the world’s largest, according to the Tourism Ministry.
In Israel’s defense, the flag was actually created by an evangelical Christian Filipino, Grace Galindez-Gupana, who said that she decided to create the world’s largest sheet of toilet paper after G-d spoke to her “in thunder and lightening.”
Dang, what’s up with the Lord and rain showers lately? Too bad “the chosen people” aren’t Georgians…
In any case, Shaul Zemach, director general of the Israeli Ministry of Tourism, topped off the unveiling with a fabulous soundbyte:
“This flag expresses the friendship between the Philippines and the state of Israel, and also the friendship between Jewish and Christian communities.”
Zemach must be referring to a “friendship” based on a giant overshadowing of importance, because Israel is destroying Christianity in the Holy Land. But who cares about that? After all, Israel now has a BIG FLAG!! Woohoo!!!Filed Under flags, israel, maps, Nadeem, Palestinian Christians, satire