At lunch, your colleagues pull a foot-long cow tongue in a plastic grocery bag out of the freezer, look at it, and put it back.
When you tell other people about said tongue, they don’t understand why the above scenario is funny.
Your colleagues miss work because they are protesting the water shut-off to their village in Israel by the national water authority.
The water cutoff demonstration doubled to protest house demolitions.
They march through sewage backup in the same village.
You are at risk of losing your hearing, not from gunshots or tear gas but from a massive amount of freely-attainable fireworks during wedding season, which thank God is coming to an end.
The sky turns purple. (the sky actually turned purple today)
2 comments:
C grade comedy? Kabobfest Kabobfest Kabobfest (shakes head)...
yumm tongue soup with garlic mint and vinegar sauce....
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