The Arab-American FOB Street on Politics: What they're saying about the primaries

Since newspapers and media seem to be perenially interested in what the "Arab Street" has to say, I will be bring the "Arab-American FOB Street"s commentary on the Primaries and Candidates:

Senator Hilary Rodman Clinton:

“I want Hilary to win cause I just want to a woman in the oval (perhaps, "obal"?) office”
-my father

Senator John McCain:

“McCain is crazy and old. It is like he is held together by staples.”
-one of my 30 cousins on my father's side of the family

“But I tell you something. This McCain is…A good singer”
-my uncle’s sarcastic reference to McCain’s infamous rendition of “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb” set to the beat of The Beach Boys' famous cover of the Regents 1961 song "Barbara Ann."

Refer to video appropriated titled "Bomb, bomb, bomb":

[Refer to the skewer for appropriate imagery of the candidates]