Chaim Sugarman, KABOBfest freelance investigator and 2008 US Presidential Candidate, sat in silence in his campaign headquarters/bedroom. As he followed the polls and chatter about today's Iowa Caucuses, he was surprised not to hear one mention of his bid to move rent-free into the White House in 2009.
Coming off his stunning victory in last year's World's Sexiest Anti-Zionist Contest, Sugarman assumed his candidacy would be a sure thing. He was so confident of his popularity, he did not even announce his candidacy to the people of Iowa, a state he has never even come close to visiting.
Sugarman's morale hit rock bottom today. He told KABOBfest, "not one media outlet mentioned me. I feel like such a shmegegge."
When informed that as an independent candidate, he would not be mentioned in coverage of party caucuses, he responded, "oh."
Whether this inspires Sugarman to re-double his efforts or continue to sit out the primary season remains to be seen.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
BREAKING: Sugarman Campaign Flounders
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Shamelessly plugging Arab-themed humor.
Hahahaha funny shizz!!
A pessimist is someone who sees the cup as half empty.
An optimist is someone who sees the cup as half full.
A Jew sees a cup, and says LeChaim!
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