KABOBfest is setting blogging history today by becoming the first to endorse future presidential candidates. In this momentous document, KABOBfest lists the candidates it stands behind for the next century -- long after KF is ancient internets history.
This endorsement sheet will be considered as more prophetic that Nostradamus:
Election Year
and KF Candidate Preference
2012 Bush
2016 Bush
2020 Clinton (Theresa Heinz Kerry for VP)
2024 Bush
2028 Clinton
2032 Clinton
2036 Clinton
2040 Bush
2044 Clinton
2048 Bush
2052 Clinton
2056 Bush
2060 **Elections Canceled due to Civil War over Immigration and Climate Change.
2064 United Coastal States of America: Clinton
------Allied Inland States of America: Bush
2070 United Coastal States of America: Clinton
------Allied Inland States of America: Bush
2074 United Coastal States of America: Bush
------Allied Inland States of America: Bush
2078 Reunited USA: Bush
2082 Bush
2086 Bush
2090 Bush
2094 Clinton
2098 Hernandez
2102 Bush
2106 Bush
2110 Clinton
This is based on futuristic election research conducted by Chaim Sugarman, KABOBfest's political forecaster.
You read it here first -- like way before first -- folks.
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Future KABOBfest Presidential Endorsements
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5 comments:
Actually Will, the civil war will last 5 years and the elections will resume in 2065 and be held on odd years ever after...
Furthermore, it will destroy the farmaciutical industry, and ultimately the drug lobby will vanish.
Damn that Hernandez, don't they know this is a democracy?
slip slip slippin'
LOL. Brilliant!
ACTUALLY fayad and will,
the civil war will last 2 months and will result in the following:
1-the northeast yankee republic (excluding new york)
2-the greater new york / new jersey feel good internationlist communal federation
3-new canada (including canad, minnesota, wisconsin, northern michigan, and maine)
4-new africa (including florida, georgia, north carolina, south carolina, virginia, alabama, kentucky, mississippi and tennessee)
5-newer mexico (including mexico, former new mexico, arizona, texas, nevada, utah, colorado, wyoming, oklahoma, southeastern california)
6-dearbornistan
7-the rest of the country will be in utter chaos from there on
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