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BREAKING: Sugarman Drops Out of Race

After only generating three comments in the KF post about his campaign race and receiving no official endorsement from his closest friends, Chaim Sugarman has decided to drop out of the 2008 Presidential race. In a statement, KABOBfest’s administrative assistant/investigative journalist said:

Thank you to my supporters, and damn you to my detractors. Now, at least, I can spend more time with my family. See you in 2012!

The Sugarman campaign closed its headquarters in Sugarman’s den. At his best, he was polling at 20% in his household (with a margin of error of 30%).

After ending the tiring campaign, Chaim plans on spending more time with his two sons, Chaim Jr. and Jeff.

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No Responses to “BREAKING: Sugarman Drops Out of Race”

  1. Did he endorse anyone on his way out?

    Posted by Programmer Buydatti | February 15, 2008, 9:18 am
  2. Al Sharpton…wait?

    Posted by Mohammad | February 15, 2008, 1:40 pm
  3. “…and Jeff.”
    Funny!

    Posted by nev | February 16, 2008, 7:46 am

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