Alright folks, we've almost got this thing wrapped up. According to a recent poll by my authoritative source of information (Saturday Night Live), voters are really rallying to us. I predict I'll win it sometime in the next few days. Americans don't want a candidate - named HUSSEIN - that's going to blow all of his campaign money on TV ads, literature, and the like. That's why I take your donations, and invest wisely in donuts for Bill. Not that Krispy Kreme crap either... Dunkin' Donuts because I'm a smart investor. My favorites are the ones with sprinkles. I like sprinkles. Anyway, you're welcome.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Delusional
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6 comments:
Lol.
If she doesn't lose decisively next week, she might keep going. Maybe even if it becomes statistically impossible for her to win. That might be kind of fun. Poor thing.
Your funny attacks are making me feel sorry for her. Please don't do another one when she actually drops out. It will just be too sad. I might shed a tear.
safiyyah, do you mean tears of joy?
I cant wait.
The real question is: multi-coloured sprinkles or just one colour?
Maybe as she gets crazier and crazier, I feel more and more pity. You know, kicking people when they're down and all.... even if she does that all the time. Like when bombs are falling on them. OK, I'm over it. Thanks.
whoa whoa whoa, didn't we already have a debate about multi colored sprinkles?
very insightful post fadi -- NOT!
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