There are some recent personnel changes here at KABOBfest that I want to report.
First of all, we added two new freedom-hating terrorist sympathizers to our menu. Please welcome:
sunbula and Sama
We will be working on short bios for them for the About Us page. But, in the mean time know this:
sunbula is studying Arabic literature at a madrasa in Cairo. This self-described "genderqueer manyak" was active with ISM, lived in Palestine briefly, and enjoys "poking fun at religion, smoking sheesha, making dirty jokes in arabic, and reading classical arabic poetry that sings how great it is to drink liquor when it is poured by smooth, hairless beautiful boys."
Sama is a truly "southern Arab" hailing from the Bible belt of the United States and Khartoum, Sudan. Born in Germany and educated in madrassas in Sudan and Saudi, Sama is currently doing a doctorate in HIV research in the beautiful yet slightly soulless city of Angels.
Ahlan sunbula and Sama!
Finally, due to my mother's extreme displeasure at a post last week by Buydatti, "The Little Sharmoota?," I have no choice but to ask him to leave, actually we are telling him to leave. It is not pleasant to get rid of Buydatti, and the separation has been painful for all of us, but we had, let's just say, "creative differences" about the future of KABOBfest.
I am sure Buydatti would make a wonderful blogger elsewhere, so if you have a blog, feel free to invite him. From now on, KABOBfest is a Buydatti-free zone.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
KABOBnews: New KABOBers and Removing Buydatti
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If he wants to contribute to my blog he can, its on wordpress though...
Welcome to the two new members
Edmund... you may want to get to know him first... he's a little crazy.
True, my father almost died laughing after the little sharmoota video....
See what I mean? He seeks to kill.
No fair. I loved his Arabic Class stories. Can he continue those stories?
Do not worry, we will continue to get updates about Awkwardness in Arabic class. Buydatti was just posting e-mails sent to him and I by a mutual friend.
That is nice of you to offer Edmund. Buydatti would be great. Despite what QuiQui says, his craziness can be charming, just as long as he does not overboard.
WHAT THE FUCK? You had to tell the whole world Will? You couldn't have let me just stop posting? You have to humiliate me too? We have a lot of friends who read this stupid blog! Yes STUPID! And now I've 500 fucking emails from friends saying "waja do waja do?" Fuck you! Seriously man. Fuck you!
Whoa, settle down habibe... I did not embarrass you. Bil aqs, I "Buydatti would make a wonderful blogger elsewhere" but just had "creative differences" with us.
Even Edmund offered to take you on his blog...
There is no need for foul language like that. I told you I was going to announce it so people would not be like "where did Buydatti go?"
I hope this does not get carried away. Please let's keep this civil.
Will
Shove your civility up your ass. I've read much more juvenile things on this website. You're kicking me off for personal reasons. I don't know why, but you've always had disdain for me. LISTEN. You start a blog and rant about Arab dictators and this and that, and then you ax me from your blog without due process! You are a hypocrite! And you run the kabobshit listserv like a fucking Nazi. LISTEN. I don't need a half-white Arab want-to-be son of a gun giving me orders. You're blog is trash anyway! Congratulations on making 35 hits a day.
And quiqi, where do you GETT OFF calling me CRAZY? You're the one with DADDY ISSUES. Don't think people aren't aware you slept u'r way to the top of kabofest because of your Arab man fetish. Why else would you be all over Fayad like butter on toast. Bitch.
Ouch. You gonna take that Will?
He'll take anything men serve him.
Kid, settle down. it's just a blog.
Just a blog or not, I don't appreciate being disrespected. It's ludicrous that I'm kicked off for being inappropriate, then replaced with a self-described "genderqueer manyak" who openly declares love of pedophilia! What is this a witch hunt? Got that - KID!
Correction: pedophiliac poetry!
chaos i tell you!
i guess this would be a bad time to ask for a translation of the little mermaid clip.. :-/
The little mermaid clip is basically a compilation of Arabic curse words.
buydatti shouldn't worry... will is only embarrassing himself.
basically, this post + comments thread makes will come off as a douche, and buydatti unequivocally my favorite kabober ever!!! babe, when you find a new blogging home, let us know... you rock!! :)
i think this might be the right time to ask 'whatever happened to Laith?"
how bout a "where are they know" kabobpost :)
Aw come on man, just cause you've been on the blog a week longer than some other people it doesn't mean you get to abuse them, Buydatti.
Also, classical arabic poetry is hott.
seriously hott.
Did I offend you Emily? I don't see how. The only thing "Arab" about you is ur love for Nancy Ajram's "Oul Tani Eyh." Seriously mind ur own business.
Will you dick...I might as well resign. This is a disgrace. Buydatti I'm with you man. You were the most eloquent dude we had here.
What an interesting change of opinion. Just last night you sent an email to the listserv describing me as a "kabob-cancer ruining the reputation of our site."
Good effort trying to save face tho.
Bye Buydatti! Peace, salaam, see you... hint, hint.
You are no longer welcome here.
Sorry everyone.
what a spirited debate..
what if this was all a ruse to get more readers? If so, kudos!
Wow
Whatever Will. I don't need you anyway. I've just registered KABOBfestWatch.com and will start blogging from there shortly. The site should be up and running by the week's end.
Thanks for the offer Edmund, but I think this is my calling. I'm going to dedicate my efforts to exposing KABOBfest for what it really is.
I'm moving onto bigger, better, and brighter things. Salam Alaykoum.
this is like an online soap opera..
you're right, i get all my arab from songs. and i am soooooo more arab than you buydatti:
oul tany eyh isn't even a song you freak. you mean oul tany keda. and anyway i like yay sahr 3younu and ya salam.
classical arab poetry is hott indeed (with two t's) thanks for the shout out em:). how are the jordanian manyaks doing?
I can't wait for kabobfest watch. Its about time!
Drama.
sunbulah? isn't that a brand of saudi honey? i love that stuff :P
i thought "the little sharmouta" was hilarious btw.
you're right, i get all my arab from songs. and i am soooooo more arab than you buydatti
Does that mean Burbelly isn't an Arab, either? :O
Oy vey! this is so very discomforting to me. Buydatti, achi, please do not go with bad aims. Ani lo mevin otcha. We are all good friends dear. I am very sorry for your feelings being hurt. Ani mitzta'er. But please let us depart as friends. This *kabobfest watch* talk is nonsense. It will hurt us all. Atah mevine? I know you and Will have disagreement, but chabdeihu vechoshdeihu.
Bracha vehazlaha,
~ Chaim ~
Quiqui what a reputation!!! Not much expectations tho. Kabobfestwatch.com
youtube causes scandal at kabobfest. extra extra!
I hope this was all scripted.
If it is scripted it's even more lame.
Lord God Almighty. What have you people done? I've been gone less than two months and already chaos has broken out. Buydatti is clearly unnecessary drama. Good luck at the fest...
KABOBfestWATCH.com????
I would expect that from a zionut, but not from Buydatti. Anyways, the content will just be e-mails you get from other people, like 90% of your handful of posts here.
I hope you reach ten hits a day, ya 3ars!!
Will
ah the drama continues!
damn-will, you had to rile Buydatti up, didn't you! How am I ever going to run for a political office now? Buydatti's got some seriously incriminating photos of me he might just threaten to leak...you know, the one with me in the Islamo-fashionism loving Syrian stay-at-home-mother traditional dress.
well..if this is all a real drama and buydatti was ousted because his post contained rude, strong, or even blasphemous language (which personally I don't find offensive in the least)....why then allow a certain poster whose initials are pc to spew real hatred, personal insults - at times containing really really foul language - to spew on? this I find far more offensive. it seems if the blog is going to be monitored for content it would be wise to filter for truly offensive behavior and not just dirty words.
Good point... we took a position against censoring the comments section to give people a free voice. The exception is when people put up personal information about others or spam. We remove comments very, very rarely.
I wish commenters would tone it down to keep the dialogue as civil, and that means not responding to others' provocations. But, we chose to keep this section an open forum even if that means allowing hate speech. We want people to speak freely on one hand, and to document the anti-Arab and Anti-Muslim hatred we see articulated here.
hey will, does that mean we can smack down buydatti in private when we see him?
ya in ur dreams
you make a good point will about the documentation (though really just how much do we need? lol - can we take?) - I hear ya.
I just get so damned tired of the intense negativity, especially when it is so mean-spirited, unproductive, lacking in wit, tending towards unhinged insanity, powered by self-righteousness beyond belief and just plain stupid and ugly. that's all.
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