Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Preview of Tonight's Debate

Ever wonder what's going through Clinton's head when she gives Obama her patented crazy face stare at the debates (usually while Obama is speaking)? Well, using new-age neuroscience technologies, I've determined with 99.6% accuracy precisely what she is thinking:

Maybe if I stare at him long enough I can control his thoughts. Come onnnn, fuck up, fuck up, please fuck up, fuck uuuuuup NOW! Ok... NOW! Alright alright, for real this time, fuck uuuuuuuuup NOW! Damn you Hussein.

6 comments:

Safiyyah said...

Did you see the new poll? I wish Kabobfest readers could have our own electoral votes...

Anonymous said...

a political ad parody you might enjoy -- clinton attacks Obama for not taking a stance against dust.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r15H-8h46k4

nev said...

you mean you havent been photoshopping her eyes? Hillary=Crazy Eyez Killa

dj-jas said...

this is getting boring. once you start actually criticising her views (and not just her anatomy), i might be interested...

Fadi said...

here you go dj-jas:
http://www.kabobfest.com/2008/02/obama-who.html

There's a 92% chance that I'll be making fun of her some more tomorrow, and the day after.

QuiQui said...

LOL... Fadi, I love this shit. We should have more of these "write your own caption" segments fer sure.