Ever wonder what's going through Clinton's head when she gives Obama her patented crazy face stare at the debates (usually while Obama is speaking)? Well, using new-age neuroscience technologies, I've determined with 99.6% accuracy precisely what she is thinking:
Maybe if I stare at him long enough I can control his thoughts. Come onnnn, fuck up, fuck up, please fuck up, fuck uuuuuup NOW! Ok... NOW! Alright alright, for real this time, fuck uuuuuuuuup NOW! Damn you Hussein.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Preview of Tonight's Debate
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Fadi
KABOBegories: 2008 elections, captions, Fadi
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6 comments:
Did you see the new poll? I wish Kabobfest readers could have our own electoral votes...
a political ad parody you might enjoy -- clinton attacks Obama for not taking a stance against dust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r15H-8h46k4
you mean you havent been photoshopping her eyes? Hillary=Crazy Eyez Killa
this is getting boring. once you start actually criticising her views (and not just her anatomy), i might be interested...
here you go dj-jas:
http://www.kabobfest.com/2008/02/obama-who.html
There's a 92% chance that I'll be making fun of her some more tomorrow, and the day after.
LOL... Fadi, I love this shit. We should have more of these "write your own caption" segments fer sure.
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