Speaking of a Whiner... or Weiner, that is

Vogue magazine had a big write-up of Hillary Clinton's "Traveling Chief of Staff," Huma Abedin (Fadi referenced her in the last post and Nimr was all over that too). If Vogue didn't look like it reeks of perfume samples, I might actually pick a copy up just to find out more about her.

From what google can tell me, Abedin was raised in Saudi Arabia, that beacon of democracy. She is half-Pakistani, half-Indian, and on her cell phone or text messaging half the time I see her on TV (just look for the brown girl behind Hillary). Her role as Clinton's chief donut-retriever makes her one of the most powerful Muslim-Americans in the race -- besides Obama, of course.

Rumors of her having an affair with Hillary aside, there are other rumors circulating that she is sneaking around with that gaydar-inducing Congressman, and arch-Zionut, Anthony Weiner.
She was reportedly seen with the bachelor Weiner going into the Maritime Hotel. What that actually means is up to your dirty mind's speculation. And rumors are not very reliable sources, kind of like some of the comments left on this site.

What this all means is that if Billary wins, we might see a Muslim-American in one of the highest political posts in the White House -- the catch is that it would be just one more Zionut-loving Moozlim in the service of empire.

Then again, maybe she is like Obama, a secret Jihadist infiltrating America from the top... muuuuaaaahhhhhh hhhhaaaaa hhaaaaa!!! Load up on duct tape, Bill Cunningham!