Monday, February 18, 2008

Your Voice Counts: Vote in a New Blogger

So, normally new posters here at KF are kind of voted in by the current roster of posters -- we are an emerging democracy ourselves -- but this time we will open it up a little. This time KABOBfest commentators have a chance to vote on a new, proposed poster.

I received an e-mail application one "Paul Ruben" -- no not that one -- who claims to specialize in "Profitable Internet Marketing." Yes, I am a little suspicious that his e-mail was sent from an address with the name "Megan" in it, yet was signed by "Paul Robinette." Then again, it is not like we always get our names straight here.

He offered to help us with content writing, programming, and linking -- our current top three weak spots. He also says he can deliver KF 5 times as much traffic and get Google to give us a better web presence. I say we give him a shot. BUt this time, the readers will decide. Vote in the comments section, and please do not vote as "anonymous," since Paul Ruben/Megan/Paul Robinette could easily hijack this election (which would indeed make him an honorary Arab).

From: Paul Ruben
Sent: Monday, February 18, 2008 1:57:05 AM
Subject: Suggestion Re: kabobfest.com

Dear Website Owner,

If we could create 5 times the relevant traffic to your website wouldn’t you be interested? What if we could substantially reduce your pay per click spend as well?

We get top rankings for our clients on Google.

We are one of the leading SEO companies in the world. Our prices are much less than other firms. We have wonderful references.

We Specialize in:

1. Onsite Programming

2. Content Writing

3. Relevant Linking

Please call or email me and I’ll be happy to send you a proposal and a flash presentation explaining our methodology.

Sincerely,

Paul Robinette
VP Sales
National Positions
26500 W. Agoura Road
Suite 102-547
Calabasas, California 91302
You decide if we should invite him on.

3 comments:

programmer craig said...

You got spam from a Jewish guy so you made this post about it?

Will said...

Not my best work, I admit. I was a bit sleep-deprived and thought it was funny at the time.

I did not think it was from a Jewish guy. The "humor" is in the fact that I actually read some spam. not sure why.

alfannaan said...

hmmmm....could you swap him for someone who is very unpopular around here?