Thursday, March 20, 2008

Awkwardness in Arabic Class IV

The saga of the Arabic teacher's insanity continues.

Professor: You know, the Prophet Mohammad is like Panama's Noriega. I swear he is. I'll tell you, Mohammad was raised by Jews - in fact, his first wife Khadija was Jewish. He was also raised by her uncle, another Jew. He learned from them and then once enlightened took over the way he see fit. Just like Noriega. Isn't this a problem of America? U.S. of A has a problem with this. It makes leaders and then the leaders turn on it. Isn't this the case for Saddam Hussein of Iraq? Oh I forget there is no longer an Iraq, your president destroyed it. It's the same with Bin Laden and Noriega. This is a bad habit of America. You create, but can't control. It's amazing. But I don't mind. I'm proud to be an American. Like Colbert says, I AM AMERICA!!

And that, my friends, is the absolute worst analogy EVER.


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1 comments:

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