Founder of 24-hour paparazzi-driven celebrity stalker service website, Hollywoodtv, proclaimed in a Nightline news interview on a story on “The Britney Economy”(prefaced by a fiercely uncool middle-aged, stiff, anchor intro-ing the story with the phrase “fo real”) that he was divinely inspired by God to follow Britney Spears. On a pligramige to Hajj, the British-born Muslim founder of the website, Sheeraz Hasan, said that during a trip to one of the remote mountain tops in Saudi Arabia, a message appeared from God. The message?
Convinced that only divine intervention could position a Western pop culture magazine with Britney Spears gracing the front cover on a deserted hillside in Saudi Arabia during a time of spiritual awakening, he took this as a clear indication from God as to what his calling in life would be; founding a webstie dedicated to round the clock surveillance of the tabloid queen. I wonder if when I go Mecca to complete the Hajj I will be directed by the divine to produce a company devoted to making a profit out of manipulating someone’s bad fortunes-nice representation of the faith Sheeraz! Keep up the iman!
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Wow, thanks Maytha. This article is so stupid it’s not even worth a KFW post.
Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 18, 2008, 12:11 pmhilarious
Posted by Fadi | March 18, 2008, 1:28 pm*deen*
Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2008, 4:16 pmWhat ridiculousness! … but maybe not so from the founder of such a site.
SubhaanAllah, way to rep the denn … sigh.
Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2008, 4:16 pmDid he by any chance see the message while looking through the glass window of a bus on a sunny day while a britny spears covered magazine sat in his lap…?
Posted by Fayyad | March 18, 2008, 4:39 pmi idolized Britney Spears since 1998. she is definitely the best female pop singer.
Posted by Jamz | September 1, 2009, 8:46 pmBritney Spears may not have the most beautiful voice but she is a very good performer and her music suites her personality.
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Posted by Colin | December 28, 2009, 11:01 pmthere would be no other pop star that is as sexy and talented as Britney Spears. this girl is really amazing, she was popular in the 90s and even today.
Posted by Jaimes Dunn | February 3, 2010, 8:15 amThe reference concerning Britney Spears caught my attention. Recently I’ve become her number 1 devotee and can not get too much gossip or postings about Britney’s media coverage. Be it head shaving, intimate videos, marriage failures or just a new pop song there is a lot going on around Britney. Shame about the youngsters involvement but I suppose the cash will help them. The media age is her chance for large earnings but will it be her downfall with way too much reporting and pressure. In fact I guess that this blog entry and my response are part of the selfsame exposure I talked about.
Posted by Alissa Shorey | March 1, 2010, 6:07 amGod is great worship him!
Posted by Nathanael Koles | March 25, 2010, 3:57 pm