Founder of 24-hour paparazzi-driven celebrity stalker service website, Hollywoodtv, proclaimed in a Nightline news interview on a story on "The Britney Economy"(prefaced by a fiercely uncool middle-aged, stiff, anchor intro-ing the story with the phrase "fo real") that he was divinely inspired by God to follow Britney Spears. On a pligramige to Hajj, the British-born Muslim founder of the website, Sheeraz Hasan, said that during a trip to one of the remote mountain tops in Saudi Arabia, a message appeared from God. The message?
Follow Britney Spears.
Convinced that only divine intervention could position a Western pop culture magazine with Britney Spears gracing the front cover on a deserted hillside in Saudi Arabia during a time of spiritual awakening, he took this as a clear indication from God as to what his calling in life would be; founding a webstie dedicated to round the clock surveillance of the tabloid queen. I wonder if when I go Mecca to complete the Hajj I will be directed by the divine to produce a company devoted to making a profit out of manipulating someone's bad fortunes-nice representation of the faith Sheeraz! Keep up the iman!
5 comments:
Wow, thanks Maytha. This article is so stupid it's not even worth a KFW post.
hilarious
What ridiculousness! ... but maybe not so from the founder of such a site.
SubhaanAllah, way to rep the denn ... sigh.
*deen*
Did he by any chance see the message while looking through the glass window of a bus on a sunny day while a britny spears covered magazine sat in his lap...?
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