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KABOBpoll II Closes: Where are Abu Mazen’s Balls?

Sadly, there was no clear winner in the poll about where Abu Mazen’s testicles are. The winner, however, was “What Balls?”:

In Condi’s Purse
15 (19%)
In Israel’s Teeth
20 (26%)
In Hamas’s Hands
1 (1%)
What Balls?
24 (31%)
Using “Balls” to Denote Subjective Traits is Problematic
11 (14%)
Comfortably Tucked in Silk Gucci Boxers
20 (26%)

Votes: 76

Since “In Hamas’s Hands,” only got one vote, we can assume that’s what Abu Mazen voted for. We all know he’s a big reader on this site.

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  1. KABOBfest discriminates against men born with cryptorchidism. Read KABOBfestWATCh for details!!

    Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 11, 2008, 4:31 pm
  2. Dude, the Gosselins (John and Kate Plus 8) live in Pennsylvania, they should be on the poll. I mean the show rocks and the kids are adorable.
    http://health.discovery.com/convergence/gosselins/gosselins.html

    Posted by Mr. Friendly | March 11, 2008, 5:16 pm
  3. Edmund,

    Please excuse this heinous omission. They deserve their own poll!

    Like: which kid is your favorite?

    Will

    Posted by Will | March 12, 2008, 7:52 am
  4. thanks very:)
    hayat

    Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2008, 1:48 pm

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