KABOBpoll II Closes: Where are Abu Mazen’s Balls?

By Will

Sadly, there was no clear winner in the poll about where Abu Mazen’s testicles are. The winner, however, was “What Balls?”:

In Condi’s Purse
15 (19%)
In Israel’s Teeth
20 (26%)
In Hamas’s Hands
1 (1%)
What Balls?
24 (31%)
Using “Balls” to Denote Subjective Traits is Problematic
11 (14%)
Comfortably Tucked in Silk Gucci Boxers
20 (26%)

Votes: 76

Since “In Hamas’s Hands,” only got one vote, we can assume that’s what Abu Mazen voted for. We all know he’s a big reader on this site.

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  1. Programmer Buydatti
    March 11, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    KABOBfest discriminates against men born with cryptorchidism. Read KABOBfestWATCh for details!!

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  2. Mr. Friendly
    March 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Dude, the Gosselins (John and Kate Plus 8) live in Pennsylvania, they should be on the poll. I mean the show rocks and the kids are adorable.
    http://health.discovery.com/convergence/gosselins/gosselins.html

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  3. Will
    March 12, 2008 at 7:52 am

    Edmund,

    Please excuse this heinous omission. They deserve their own poll!

    Like: which kid is your favorite?

    Will

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  4. Anonymous
    March 12, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    thanks very:)
    hayat

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