Tuesday, March 11, 2008

KABOBpoll II Closes: Where are Abu Mazen's Balls?

Sadly, there was no clear winner in the poll about where Abu Mazen's testicles are. The winner, however, was "What Balls?":

In Condi's Purse
15 (19%)
In Israel's Teeth
20 (26%)
In Hamas's Hands
1 (1%)
What Balls?
24 (31%)
Using "Balls" to Denote Subjective Traits is Problematic
11 (14%)
Comfortably Tucked in Silk Gucci Boxers
20 (26%)


Votes: 76

Since "In Hamas's Hands," only got one vote, we can assume that's what Abu Mazen voted for. We all know he's a big reader on this site.

4 comments:

Programmer Buydatti said...

KABOBfest discriminates against men born with cryptorchidism. Read KABOBfestWATCh for details!!

Edmund said...

Dude, the Gosselins (John and Kate Plus 8) live in Pennsylvania, they should be on the poll. I mean the show rocks and the kids are adorable.
http://health.discovery.com/convergence/gosselins/gosselins.html

Will said...

Edmund,

Please excuse this heinous omission. They deserve their own poll!

Like: which kid is your favorite?

Will

Anonymous said...

thanks very:)
hayat