Are you all really that surprised that I’m resorting to outright lies? I mean, I stuck with tubs after all these years; obviously I’d say or do anything to be President. Negative and dirty campaigning, lying, scaring up votes, ANYTHING. So vote for me, the only Democratic candidate who loves her country.

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