Psycho televangelist John Hagee wants to bomb Iran and expel the Palestinians from their homes to protect Israel so he can prepare for rapture, convert all Jews to Christianity and slaughter those who don’t, thinks the catholic church is a great whore, hurricane Katrina was retribution for a gay parade in New Orleans, thinks that women with PMS are like terrorists except that you can’t negotiate with them, and wanted to hold a slave auction as a school fundraiser. His latest great idea, endorse John McCain for president; he apparently thinks the “Straight Talk Express” is anti-gay fast speech.
McCain said “This man supports me and what I believes in” but then he said, “When he endorses me, that does not mean that I endorse everything that he stands for and believes in.”
Now that’s the straight talk that fucks you, even if you are not gay.
Take that Obama. He got suckered into denouncing Louis Farrakhan’s endorsement of him. But it was hard not to since he nearly got lynched by the pundits in the few minutes it took him to come out with the rejection and denunciation.
Is it wrong? But I feel somewhat left out that Hagee’s hatred of Catholics is getting more media attention that his hatred of Arabs and Muslims, especially Palestinians. It’s giving me the funny feeling that may be hatred towards the latters is not as…wrong. But may be I’m just being overly sensitive.
Monday, March 03, 2008
The Rapture Talk Express
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Hatred between Catholics and Protestants goes way back, Fayyad. The bloodiest and longest wars in Europe's history were religious wars between Catholics and Protestants. You should be thanking Protestants for warring the Catholics for 200 years. The Catholics would have completed the conquests of the middle east that they began with the Crusades, if the Protestants hadn't split off and revolted.
Protestants haven't warred Arabs yet. It's not too late to start, though. Keep talking, we'll get there.
Psycho televangelist John Hagee wants to bomb Iran and expel the Palestinians from their homes to protect Israel so he can prepare for rapture, convert all Jews to Christianity and slaughter those who don’t
That part is an outright lie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hagee
Hagee has denounced replacement theology, believing that Romans 9, 10 and 11 teaches that the Jewish people continue to have favor with God by the election of grace and as a people of the covenant their salvation is not dependent on belief in Jesus Christ. Hagee believes that the Bible commands Christians to support Israel and the Jewish people [4][5].
He alleges the land of Israel never belonged to the Arabs because sovereignty went from the Ottoman Turks who controlled the land prior to World War I, to the British, to the United Nations which authorized its partition and creation of the State of Israel. He claims the land was named Palestine after the ancient Philistines to punish the Jews for their revolt against the Romans, that there is no unique Palestinian language and most of those who claim to be Palestinians immigrated from other Arab nations prior to 1948.
Hagee, like most Protestants, does not believe that the only path to God (for Jews) is through Jesus Christ.
It's mostly Catholics and Orthodox Christians who believe that only Christians can be saved.
Hagee is, in fact, substantially more liberal than the Pope. Sorry to break the news to you, while you were so busily defending the poor put-open Catholics, buddy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Huckabee
Huckabee is the author of several books, an ordained Southern Baptist minister, a public speaker, and a musician, playing bass guitar in his rock band, Capitol Offense.
OMFG, Jordan is SOOOOO lucky he didn't win! There gonna be some unhappy invaded and occupied baptist persecuting motherfuckers in Jordan if he wins in 2012!
"The Catholics would have completed the conquests of the Middle East that they began with the crusades... if the Protestants hadn't split off and revolted."
Jesus, Craig, where does your idiocy end?
The last Crusades of any note where the Eighth (to North Africa) and Ninth (to the Holy Land) and both were beaten back by the powerful Mamluk armies – in the year 1272.
Protestantism, however, only became a significant movement after the edict of the Diet of Worms in – wait for it – 1529.
So, you're wrong by about 257 years.
Which would be a bit like saying Bush's "Coalition of the Willing" in Iraq was undermined by the succession of King José to the throne of Portugal in 1750.
You. Are. An. Idiot. Mate.
My Programmer Craig
I love you but everyone else thinks youre an asshole.
Craig is an idiot who never lets the facts get into the way of his ideas. 250 years between the end of the crusades and when the reformation got into full swing?
250 years is nothing to "PC", he has made up bigger lies than this before.
Or am I just being mean? Is it possible Craig isnt lying, that he just really is THAT stupid?
So that whole thing about poor kids signing up just to get an education is clearly nonsense....
Unless it's about how to burn teenagers' bodies after you've raped them, of course...
ignore programmer craig -- he is just a troll
For those of you who are not fluent in Fayyad's boater dialect, I took it upon myself to translate this post into modern standard English on KABOBfestWatch.
Feel free to read it there, then come back here to comment. I hope to make this a regular feature.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista
The Umayyad conquest of Hispania from the Visigoths occurred during the early 8th century, and the Reconquista began officially in 722 with the Battle of Covadonga, and ended in 1492 with the conquest of Granada.
Muslims got their asses kicked out of Spain in 1492. Spanish Inquisition begins.
The Protestant Reformation was a movement in Europe that began with Martin Luther's activities in 1517, with roots further back in time.
Protestant Reformation begins in earnest 1517.
Ya'll is some stupid motherfuckers. Really,. it's not even worth discussing with people as stupid as this, but I try anyway :)
the last guy who was stuck on nerdy crusader history as named bill levinson. he's since disappeared. are you him craig? or are you just another run-of-the-mill LARPER?
Am I supposed to understand what you are talking about, anonymous? You seem to be speaking in tongues, to me.
Did this guy Bill Levinson want to crusade the shit out of Jordan, or not?
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