I am writing this only because our comments section is being filled with publicity for a pointless blog set up by a disgraced former KABOBer, Buydatti. Now, he is blogging under the name, “Programmer Buydatti,” (the “programmer” moniker he stole from a Zionut commenter on this site — showing where his new allegiance is).
He set up a blog, KABOBfestWATCH to apparently attack and ridicule KABOBfest. Clearly, this is a laughable mockery that only demonstrates why we released him in the first place: he is a juvenile, pestering wackjob.
He invented some elaborate story, or rather, conspiracy theory, about why he got kicked out. It is pure fiction as I make clear in the comments section of his post. I want to clarify this without him dragging in the other KABOBers (so they can continue posting). His attacks have hurt a number of them.
While I am flattered that we deserve to be “watched” — an honor usually reserved for people with a vast readership — Programmer Buydatti is clearly off the deep-end and approaching, in my book, collaborator status. Already, he has proven to be just one more KABOB3rs — an oppositional rascal commenting away in our comments sections.
He is clearly not working for any cause other than pure vindication, and has only destructive, petty ends in sight.
He is clearly clever and very creative, which is why I originally invited him on, but those same positive traits are now being used to no good end. It is best you, our readers, ignore him. And we will continue grilling the absurd.
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Disgraced? A laughable mockery? Juvenile? Wackjob? Collaborator? KABOB3rs??
Listen bub! I don’t need to make up lies to expose you. You do a great job of it yourself. This is just another example of you smearing me to look good. You’re the juvenile one. You’re thirty fucking years old William. Isn’t it about time you grow up? Thanks for posting this, you actually verified the statement I released on KABOBfest Watch!
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Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 1, 2008, 9:50 amMaybe it’s time to educate your misguided readers. Here’s the statement:
After a brief seven-post stint on KABOBfest, I was abruptly and unjustly removed from the blog by Will, the site’s uncircumcised Canadian pseudo-Arab ringleader. While he claims that my dismissal was the result of “creative differences about the future of KABOBfest,” it was actually the result of his childish jealousy over a woman — who, interestingly, also writes for KABOBfest. In an attempt to humiliate me and subsequently win her attention, Will invited me to write for KABOBfest only to berate me with ad hominem attacks over the site’s listserv. After realizing what his true intentions were for inviting me to blog for the site, I exposed his juvenile plan to the woman in question and firmly demanded that he apologize. Instead, he responded by removing me from KABOBfest and allowing our private feud to spill out onto the site –- humiliating me in front of both family and friends.
I now write for KABOBfest Watch, a blog dedicated to exposing the misinformation that Will and his rabid gang of self described “activists” spread about America, Israel, and the Arab World. Now we’ll see who’s humiliated…
Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 1, 2008, 9:52 amBy the way GENIUS, you spelled WHACK JOB incorrectly! Perhaps if you spent as much time reading as you do “wack”-ing it, you’d be a better speller.
Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 1, 2008, 9:55 amContinue to “berate me with ad hominem attacks” William. Go ahead. I really don’t mind because all you’re doing is showing your true colors!
Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 1, 2008, 9:59 amI love KABOBfest Watch. KABOBfest is a piece of shit, and is filled with lied. I’ll read KABOBfest Watch everyday!
Posted by Ahmed | March 1, 2008, 10:07 amThis has to be a joke, right? What the Fuck is going on? I enjoy this blog, don’t discredit it with your personal bullshit. I know your Arabs, and genetically you can’t help but find divides between your own brothers, but give me a fucking break man. Your turning into Fatah and Hamas. And if this is truly over a girl, I will never visit this site again! I don’t care how good that pussy might be (and I visit daily). You both should be ashamed. Be men motherfuckers!
Mo.
Posted by Anonymous | March 1, 2008, 11:48 amwhy are you reposting? why are you even giving this pud any attention? follow your own advice and ignore him.
Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2008, 8:22 amHe’s reposting because he’s scared, shaking in his designer sandals even. Hey William, do you know the definition of KABOBfest?
Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 3, 2008, 9:52 amA zionut? I thought I was a redneck Nazi, Will. Having trouble getting both of your braincells to fire synapses at the same?
Posted by programmer craig | March 3, 2008, 10:55 amtechnically you are a single recently divorced jar-head from San Dimas
Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2008, 11:08 amtechnically you are a single recently divorced jar-head from San Dimas
No, technically none of that is correct. I’m not “recently” divorced, divorced is not the same marital status as “single”, I’ve been out of the Marines for a long time, and I’m not “from” San Dimas, I merely happen to live here.
Technically, you’re a bit too interested in my personal details.
Posted by programmer craig | March 3, 2008, 11:20 amWill-
If this brouhaha is a prank, as I suspect it may be, it’s ceased being funny. If it’s not, then please take the streetfight offline.
It does nothing for the image of Kabobfest to give space to this sort of Facebook-style preteen slam session, the particulars of which are of no interest to anyone but the principals.
I know that the ‘Fest runs a wide editorial gamut, from semi-fluff to real reportage, but there’s something unseemly about running this silly business alongside stories of the carnage in Gaza.
Just my opinion.
Posted by Ismail | March 3, 2008, 2:57 pmWell put Ismail. Please write for us.
Will
Posted by Will | March 3, 2008, 4:26 pmhey will, what a great way to make people go to buydatti’s site- telling them to ignore it
Posted by Emily | March 5, 2008, 2:31 am