Results of First KABOBpoll in: Obama Wins

By Will

Barack Ibn Hussein Osama	60 (45%)
Billary/Psycho Clinton	10 (7%)
Crazy Old Man McCain	10 (7%)
Ron “Sean” Paul	9 (6%)
Chuck Norris	11 (8%)
Ralph “the Spoiler’ Nader	31 (23%)

Our first KABOBpoll ended today with these results. They predict a victory for Obama with Nader coming in second place, and Chuck Norris in a distant third. These results show that KABOBfest readers are freedom-hating Islamophiles, in case you were wondering. Go HUSSEIN Barack HUSSEIN Obama HUSSEIN in 2008!

Now if he would only distance himself from KABOBfest publicly. We would get so many hits! Just imagine…

Have Your Say … See the latest poll in the side column.

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Comments to “Results of First KABOBpoll in: Obama Wins”

NOX

March 4, 2008 at 9:11 am

“Any insight on why it is that your leading the poll for suckiest KABOBer…”

Yeah, Craig, it’s because of the schism in the Eastern Orthodox Church in 451.

Retard.

#8867

Will

March 4, 2008 at 10:20 am

Ha ha, Buydatti, Nox just called you “Craig.”

Dare I say that leading this poll is an honor among the clientele visiting your site.

It indicates I am an effective voice for change in 2008.

#8866

Robin

March 4, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Just to let you know, if you go to the Obama website and go to store, then buttons, there is an Obama button in Hebrew but there is NOT one in Arabic. So, on Saturday I sent an email to the Obama store asking them WHY there wasn’t an Arabic button and don’t they think they SHOULD have one since he claims he’s going to be an “honest broker” vis a vis the Palestinian/Israeli issue (whatever “honest broker means”) I received an email that I should hear from them in two business days. Hadn’t heard from them so I called and was redirected to the campaign itself and spoke to a volunteer who I asked if they planned on making a button in Arabic since they have one in Hebrew and that many Arab Americans plan on voting for him also. The fellow took my phone and email address. I just got an email from the store after I called them which COMPLETELY skirts the issue of why I called.

Waiting patiently for a call or email from the campaign itself, IF that email I received isn’t the end of them dealing with my request.

His campaign is getting on my nerves folks, sorry, but it just is.

#8865

programmer craig

March 4, 2008 at 4:45 pm

WHY there wasn’t an Arabic button and don’t they think they SHOULD have one since he claims he’s going to be an “honest broker” vis a vis the Palestinian/Israeli issue (whatever “honest broker means”)

Honest Broker = fuck the Palestinians. That’s the position of every honest American. Why should Americans give a shit about people who make no secret of the fact they hate the US and its citizens? Do Palestinians really believe Americans are so stupid that we don’t realize the Palestinians mean to do us harm, and celebrate our misfortunes?

#8864

programmer craig

March 4, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Ha ha, Buydatti, Nox just called you “Craig.”

What do you expect from somebody who names himself after a 10 year old computer game, that sucked? Noz is one of those people who gets punched in the face a lot, and takes out his pent up aggressions on people he meets on the internet. Because, people on the internet can’t punch him in the face. Nothing special about him, there are millions just that way on the internet. He probably used to pull the wings off of flies before he had internet access.

#8863

majid

April 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm

Obama Arabic button avilable in Seattle. We need to let the people know that we exist and stop keeping us in the shade with no voice.
if you need to see it go to.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/art/647638933.html

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