I have to thank Angry Arab for bringing me to light about this fatwa originally, but i couldn’t help re-posting it. Since it is in Arabic, I will summarize: a website that specializes in fatwas on “women’s issues” called Eve’s World posts the following (Arabic only): if a man has anal sex with his wife without realizing it, he is forgiven as long as he ceases as soon as his wife informs him. There is a long-winded explanation given for this using chain of narratives which ends up saying that God “told the Jews” that having anal sex or sex with your wife while “she is laid on her face” will produce a cross-eyed child. However, fear not, for God did not reveal the full truth to the Jews, as anal sex does not (gasp!) result in pregnancy! This stellar sex education tip is accompanied by the ruling that a husband may “take his wife however he pleases, laying on her back or on her face, so long as his entry is in ‘the front’ and not ‘the rear’”. I find this disturbing enough to share not just because of the insertion (no pun intended) of Jews into this whole tale so as to try and somehow link them to sexual deviance – taking advantage of their being mentioned a whole lot in Surat al-Baqarah (the Cow Chapter of the Qur’an) – but also because implicitly the fatwa seems to say that (heterosexual) butt sex is ok if the husband “doesn’t know” and the wife doesn’t inform him! Can this also mean that a man can have sex with another (male-bodied) man as long as he thinks the latter is female and is not informed to the contrary? In addition to this, the fatwa is inadvertently reassuring curious young people who may lack safer sex knowledge that anal sex will not get you pregnant. Oh, if only they had found a Hadith that supported using condoms.
PS: In addition, I would like to thank his Beneficience the Sheikh who issued this fatwa for teaching me the term for anal sex in good fussha (classical Arabic). This will definitely be worked into my next homework composition.
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Wow. This is very important. This may be the single most important issue of the last few weeks. It would have been a shame for Kabobfest to miss it.
<---- doesn't have to make excuses about why she doesn't want to have anal sex and very happy about it.
Posted by safyy | March 24, 2008, 1:40 pmoh thank you my dear safiyyah:)
Posted by sunbula | March 24, 2008, 4:16 pmYo, so what’s the Fatwa verdict for knowingly having anal sex with the wife?
Posted by Fayyad | March 24, 2008, 7:33 pmDude, seriously? It’s haram. And she doesn’t like it, no matter what she says… I mean, I can’t speak for all women, but I think it’s safe to start from an assumption of her not really wanting to do it, and go from there.
Posted by safyy | March 24, 2008, 8:55 pmYou can’t blame a man for trying…
Posted by Fayyad | March 25, 2008, 6:13 amsome women do actually enjoy it. I’m not sure what the obsession about anal sex is anyway.
Posted by Anonymous | March 25, 2008, 6:45 amSHALOM! I think this is something to do with the nerve endings in the rectum because I am aware that when you use the bathroom and it is very difficult it does feel pleasurable to have the fecal matter scrape the side walls so that I have been told by my girlfriend that [oh i know this conversation is severe but this is I think an important addition to the discussion] when we have rectal intercourse it feels good to feel my penis against her side walls and the nerves on the walls are rarely touched so it offers some tickling along with tighter quarters for my pleasure as well.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 25, 2008, 7:16 amSHALOM! I think this is something to do with the nerve endings in the rectum because I am aware that when you use the bathroom and it is very difficult it does feel pleasurable to have the fecal matter scrape the side walls so that I have been told by my girlfriend that [oh i know this conversation is severe but this is I think an important addition to the discussion] when we have rectal intercourse it feels good to feel my penis against her side walls and the nerves on the walls are rarely touched so it offers some tickling along with tighter quarters for my pleasure as well.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 25, 2008, 7:16 amSHALOM! I think this is something to do with the nerve endings in the rectum because I am aware that when you use the bathroom and it is very difficult it does feel pleasurable to have the fecal matter scrape the side walls so that I have been told by my girlfriend that [oh i know this conversation is severe but this is I think an important addition to the discussion] when we have rectal intercourse it feels good to feel my penis against her side walls and the nerves on the walls are rarely touched so it offers some tickling along with tighter quarters for my pleasure as well.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 25, 2008, 7:16 amSHALOM! I think this is something to do with the nerve endings in the rectum because I am aware that when you use the bathroom and it is very difficult it does feel pleasurable to have the fecal matter scrape the side walls so that I have been told by my girlfriend that [oh i know this conversation is severe but this is I think an important addition to the discussion] when we have rectal intercourse it feels good to feel my penis against her side walls and the nerves on the walls are rarely touched so it offers some tickling along with tighter quarters for my pleasure as well.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 25, 2008, 7:16 amSHALOM! I think this is something to do with the nerve endings in the rectum because I am aware that when you use the bathroom and it is very difficult it does feel pleasurable to have the fecal matter scrape the side walls so that I have been told by my girlfriend that [oh i know this conversation is severe but this is I think an important addition to the discussion] when we have rectal intercourse it feels good to feel my penis against her side walls and the nerves on the walls are rarely touched so it offers some tickling along with tighter quarters for my pleasure as well.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 25, 2008, 7:16 amSHALOM! I think this is something to do with the nerve endings in the rectum because I am aware that when you use the bathroom and it is very difficult it does feel pleasurable to have the fecal matter scrape the side walls so that I have been told by my girlfriend that [oh i know this conversation is severe but this is I think an important addition to the discussion] when we have rectal intercourse it feels good to feel my penis against her side walls and the nerves on the walls are rarely touched so it offers some tickling along with tighter quarters for my pleasure as well.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 25, 2008, 7:16 amThis blog is getting worse and worse everyday. Are you actually discussing anal sex? How news worthy! KABOBfestWATCH leaves you burned!
Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 25, 2008, 9:40 amFayyad, no you can’t. Unless he’s Muslim! “Honey, I’d really love to, but… you know… it’s against our religion. Sorry.”
Posted by safyy | March 25, 2008, 1:09 pmim so happy i have sparked such a vibrant, stimulating (hint hint) debate.
Posted by sunbula | March 25, 2008, 1:16 pm