For Immediate Release:
In these troublesome, fractured times hope now abounds. My friends of the world, I am embarking on a journey of epic proportions- of glorious valor; danger may lurk but in the end we will see the creation of a real, contiguous State for the People (the Palestinian ones) of Palestine!
There exists a barren desert in the stretches of the Pacific Ocean, a neglected, haggard continent of refuse (mostly made of plastic “thank you” bags from the U.S. and China) left to swirl within the currents between San Francisco and Hawaii: Empty, currently uninhabited. It is named “The Great Pacific Garbage Patch (GPGP).”
Fortunately the will of the great Allah has bestowed a covenant with His chosen exiles and has recently informed me of our glorious destiny! The “GPGP” shall become “GP”, or GREATER Palestine! GREATER? because the current “Palestines”, the 3 Gazas, the little piece of Northern West Bank, little piece of Southern West Bank, and that tiny area outside of Bab-al-Hamud where you get a taxi to Ramallah is only roughly the size of Nabeel’s bedroom: Our new and improved GREATER Palestine will be twice the size of Texas!
We will make the garbage island bloom!
My boat leaves tomorrow and I will keep you all informed of my exciting journey to secure this garbage island with no people for a people with no garbage island. And unlike our Zionist friends, this is a land no one would want to live on (at least we’re not considering Uganda and Argentina as they did). Farewell to you all! I will post more pictures so that you all can revel in our collective destiny’s materialization.
-Excen-Tarik ibn-Ziad
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was this supposed to be funny?
Posted by Anonymous | March 13, 2008, 11:45 amI love it! Hilarious. Don’t listen to haters… Corny people like me will always be here to laugh, and I am willing to admit it.
That garbage patch used to worry me, but now I think waste fuel is the “wave” of the future. (ha ha, get it? get it?)
Someday some of the boats that helped to create that patch by dumping may someday be making fuel-collecting stops so they can continue on their journeys. The cottage industry of garbage dump harvesting is going to go through the roof!
Posted by safyy | March 13, 2008, 12:25 pmGREAT! Just what KABOBfest needed, another idiot poster. I’ll expose you soon enough excen-tarik!
Posted by Programmer Buydatti | March 13, 2008, 12:32 pmWelcome to kabob! Why in the hell didn’t you join a long time ago?
Posted by Emily | March 13, 2008, 12:40 pmSHALOM! Welcome Tarkik! Remember my friend when I came to your neighborhood and you bought me the most fantastic shawerma sandwich ever? It was wonderful. Thank you dear.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 13, 2008, 2:10 pmSHALOM! Welcome Tarkik! Remember my friend when I came to your neighborhood and you bought me the most fantastic shawerma sandwich ever? It was wonderful. Thank you dear.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 13, 2008, 2:10 pmSHALOM! Welcome Tarkik! Remember my friend when I came to your neighborhood and you bought me the most fantastic shawerma sandwich ever? It was wonderful. Thank you dear.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 13, 2008, 2:10 pmSHALOM! Welcome Tarkik! Remember my friend when I came to your neighborhood and you bought me the most fantastic shawerma sandwich ever? It was wonderful. Thank you dear.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 13, 2008, 2:10 pmSHALOM! Welcome Tarkik! Remember my friend when I came to your neighborhood and you bought me the most fantastic shawerma sandwich ever? It was wonderful. Thank you dear.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 13, 2008, 2:10 pmSHALOM! Welcome Tarkik! Remember my friend when I came to your neighborhood and you bought me the most fantastic shawerma sandwich ever? It was wonderful. Thank you dear.
~Chaim~
Posted by Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman | March 13, 2008, 2:10 pmHey… is that a little pride flag over SF or am I seeing things?
Welcome aboard bro.. are you ever gonna teach me the Oud?
Posted by Fayyad | March 13, 2008, 8:25 pmIt’s very exciting. The inhabitants of the island will captivate the attention of people around the world!
The only downside is how much improved your rockets will have to be to reach Israel from there.
Posted by Roy | March 14, 2008, 10:42 amWhen California becomes an island, you can welcome Arab refugees. Oh wait. I don’t see a single post on this site about the 100 000 of BLACKS slaughtered (BUTCHERED with long knives) by ARABS in the past years in Sudan.
Israelis sent teams to help Blacks in Sudan.
Posted by Anonymous | March 15, 2008, 5:12 amThe United Nations claim 200,000 Blacks died, and other organizations say number is closer to 400,000.
Israelis sent medical teams out there, what about American Arabs, Saudis and so on?
Truth hurts.
Posted by Anonymous | March 15, 2008, 5:15 amIsraelis will stand up against Arab murderers trying to exterminate Blacks, Jews, Christians, Gays.
Posted by Anonymous | March 15, 2008, 5:17 amGays and Christians had to leave Arab-controlled Palestine because they are persecuted, Blacks are being butchered as we speak, and Jews are under siege.
It’s Arab racism.
Posted by Anonymous | March 15, 2008, 5:19 amThats the dumbest thing I have heard (in response to the last anon).
The decline of christian arabs in palestine has only occured post 1948. read a book and don’t speak for arab christians, we are perfectly capable of voicing our own opinions
Posted by Mr. Friendly | March 15, 2008, 3:11 pmoh and by the way, last year, when hundreds of Sudanese refugees arrived at the border of israel, asking to be taken in with amnesty, israel at first refused to let them in. then, a few hundred Sudanese managed to camp out in front of the knesset in jerusalem, protesting this inhumane action by the israeli “helpers.” after a few weeks of this, israel sent a few chartered buses to pick them up and dropped them off at the egypt border, with a swift kick in the ass. nice. where are those “helper teams,” oh savant anonymous?
your racism and select appreciation for select refugees is boring.
Posted by nora bf | March 17, 2008, 4:23 pm