Gotta love this...
Just thought that everyone would be happy to know that while g-chatting with a dear friend of mine, Nora, (checkout Flashpoints on KPFA) I found out that our own Chaim Sugarman is truly the Yahoodi Stud you all voted him to be:
Take Caution...May contain some "strong" language...
Enjoy, Chaim- Yer boy is Tarik a one man J-Date...
me: you liked the sean bell/gaza blog huh?
Nora: fuck yea!you're like smart and shit
me: haha3:00 PM
Nora: one day maybe i'll be as smart as yoo and then me and Chaim Sugarman will have a torrid love affair and broadcast it all on Kabobfestdude! oh my god that would be so fucking hilarious!
me: ohhh my god!Im emailing that to him3:01 PM
Nora: YESSSSSSSSSi will totally be on that3:02 PM i <3>mmmmmm chaim
me: hahalol3:03 PM
me: actually-
Nora: ya
me: his head is kinda big given he was just voted "yahoodi stud"
Nora: hell yeah! i voted in that pollfor that category3:04 PM and what am i? yahoodia fox?hahahahahawe could smoosh together our large semitic beaks when we kiss
me: foxy joo
Nora: ba-wow-wow (porny music)3:05 PM
me: ok Im emailing this convo.. I need your permission
me: is it cool?
Nora: what does that say about me?3:06 PM yes please you have my joo-mission
me: it says yer an anti-zionut joo,thats what it says
Nora: haha!
me: you shiksa you!
Nora: for realsso much!
me: ok- going to email.. one sec
Nora: sheeeeyat what would my lithuanian refugee grandmother say if she were still alive??3:09 PM i gotta split!!!!
me: ok
Nora: email me back and lemme know what he say
me: check the blog in a minute or two!;)
Nora:hahahahahahahah really???oh noooooooo is my career over?shall i have an alias?what should it be?Dahlia Greenblatt?yessss3:10 PM
me: naw- keep yer celebrity
Nora: ok talk soon habibibibib
me: it will make it even better
Nora: thanksoktalk soon
me: peace
11 comments:
SHALOM! Oh I will give it to her so proper. Is she too attractive?
~Chaim~
Wow... KFW ripped you a new one.
KABOBfestWATCH!
Chaim- she's hot and ready for you man-
programmer no-buydatti is jealous cuz I play drums better than he does!
tarik
Maybe so. But Programmer Buydatti would rip you a new one on the six string.
programmer no-baydatti... any instrument... anytime- battle... you know you'd get yer ass kicked
Oh, yeah I'm shaking in my boots. Too bad you don't live closer (and weren't associated with these KABOBfest shit heads), we could've turned Arab Summit into a full-out live experience... then again, my Teta rhymes better than you fools.
lack-of-baydat, we all knwo your Teta bites the lyrics from falla7i weddings songs.
SHALOM! Tarik please make us a connection okay?
~Chaim~
chaim- anytime you want her diggizzits- lemme know- you have my number- one love bro
programmer no-budatti: yer teyta cant rhyme for a very "testicular" reason.... I hate to tell you this... but I'm your grandfather...
eat it, biatch
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