Bush plans on visiting Israel next month to celebrate the catastrophe that drove much of the Palestinian population into exile, robbed their homeland, and subjugated them to generations of humiliation and oppression, and, if time allows, give Israel a whipping for spying on its biggest ally. Try to stop this one, Olympic flame dousers.
Needless to say, a meeting with any Palestinian leaders on said trip would be... Awkward. But have no fear; you can always remedy that with a consolation-prize meeting with Palestinian Authority chairman Abbashole in the divine oval office. Still, Abbashole apparently loves awkward.
During the meeting, Bush expressed confidence that Palestinian and Israeli leaders could reach an agreement on the definition of a Palestinian state before the end of the year. That's a one hell of a drop in expectations from the begining of the year when he though they could reach a peace deal in the same time frame, almost as steep of a drop as the one the US economy took.
Anyway, during the meeting, Bush laid out some signs of his vision for a Palestinian state: It should not be a "Swiss cheese" arrangement of land, the Decider anounced. While it was the first time president Bush publicly made such declaration, it was nothing new. KABOBfest’s special investigator Chaim Sugarman has recently uncovered memo that Bush had sent formerly Israel’s prim minister, and currently fuckin’ amazingly scary ghost, Ariel Sharon, that outlined the Top 10 Things A Palestinian State Should NOT Be:
SECRET LETTER: WHAT THE PALESTINESE STATE SHOULD NOT BE[Tarboush tip: Will, as he drowns in take-home exams]
From: George W. Bush
To: President Ariel Sharon
10. Swiss cheese.. or cheddar. It should be American... heh heh heh.
9. A hemorrhoid in the butt for us or y'all's.
8. A signer of the Kyoto agreement or the International Criminal Court.
7. A safe haven for Mormons, democrats, Gays, or Palestinians.
6. Named after the great town of Palestine, Texas.
5. A Democracy (unless pro-US politicians win the elections)
4. A junior member of the Axis of Evil.
3. Whatever AIPAC says it shouldn't be.
2. Too hard to obliterate if it attacks Israel.
1. Located in Eretz Y'Israel.
2 comments:
So how come people like Abbas don't have the guts to say anything about Israel's embargo on Gaza and the west bank or is Abbas such a loyal friend. If I was a Palestinans to elect someone, I will neither choose Hamas or Fatah, they are both shitty.
I like Bush's letter though
you're a little misguided Ali-Abbasshole is a full participant in the siege of Gaza, and his cronies profit handsomely from the colonization of the West Bank.
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