Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Top Public Intellectual: Write-in Chaim Sugarman!

Foreign Policy Magazine is holding a poll to declare the top public intellectuals in the world.

KABOBfest is bitter its own Chaim Sugarman was excluded from the ballot and is asking its readers to write-in vote "Chaim Sugarman."
We suspect anti-Semitism was at play or perhaps, anti-self-hating-Semitism.

Sugarman, already voted World's Sexiest Anti-Zionist in 2007, is predicted to finish in the top twenty US Presidential candidates in the 2008 race, despite dropping out of the race.

His intellectual prowess is clearly many times that of most the "intellectuals" on the ballot. Give Sugarman the glory he deserves. Vote Today.

4 comments:

QuiQui said...

Mahmoud Darwish isn't on this list.

Thomas Friedman?! Paul Collier?! Barf. Somebody throw a pie at Jeffrey Sachs. AND one at Fareed Zakaria. Whoa, why did I not know that Jurgen Habermas was still alive. I wish Samuel Huntington weren't. Poor Zizek is at the bottom of the scroll thing. Michael Walzer?! Lawrence Summers? So I haven't watched much TV but I didn't some of these people were "public", although I'm happy to see Charles Taylor's name. What does he even look like?

General Betrayus is an intellectual?! What the does "intellectual" even mean anymore?

And why didn't Talal Asad make this list? Samantha Power once pretended to read Talal Asad. She's on here.

I would have voted for Mahmood Mamdani, Charles Taylor and J.M. Cotzee if I didn't believe in my heart of hearts that Chaim Sugarman was the best man for the job.

ally said...

Chaim won world's sexiest anti-Zionist last year? I just read that lady's post about how it ruined her Valentines Day. LOL

Chaim said...

SHALOM! Toda! Toda! Toda! Thank you very much my dear friends for your inspiring vote of confidence in my intellectuality. It is a wonderful honor to be recognized. Toda! And Ally, I find this photograph to be very much beautiful because your eyes speak the language of lust and your shine is so glorious! Toda!

~Chaim~

Fadi said...

Of course Summers is a public figure, he's been in the news a lot for his idiotic commentary on anti-Semitism and his sexism.