The ACLU recently reported that the US government’s terrorist watch list has now reached a whopping 1 million names. After learning this information, one KABOBer asked:
“So what does the 1 millionth win?”
And here are suggestions to the US government on how to reward the one millionth “suspected terrorist”:
1. Norelco beard trimmer2. Apple pie3. A Lynard Skynard’s Greatest Hits CDHanaan:1. A limited-edition Armani orange jumpsuit for when they inevitably get sent to Guantanamo.2. A Photo shoot with Barack Obama for the cover of “The New Yorker” magazine.Maytha:1. Avatar dark-tinted sunglasses (preferably Ray Ban’s)2. A haute couture hijab3. FBI pens and notebooks (extra supply leftover from AAI and ADC banquet gift-bags).4. A Larry King phone-in question opportunity.5. Waterproof protective covering for his/her Qur’an.6. A reality series on E! with potential for Lohan and/or Kardashian cross-over episodes.7. A cameo on “Sleeper Cell.”Diana:A “once-in-a-lifetime” offer to be a blogger on KABOBfest.tarik:A $100 GAS CAR (for driving the prices so high)!!!
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Just to be a total nit picking jerk…there are not 1 million people on the list, but 1 million names. Because so many terrorists use an alias there are much less people on the list.
We will have to wait until at least October for the list to have 1 million people. I think the eventual 1 millionth person should get to do a Git-mo work out video. “stress positions” are the new pilates.
Posted by Nimr | July 21, 2008, 9:19 pmdude, i did say 1 million “names”
perhaps programmer buydatti will side with me (for a change) and put a post up on how you read like a FOB!
Posted by Maytha | July 21, 2008, 11:58 pmDo photographers hide behind a door then suddenly leap out with flashing cameras to document the moment for the unsuspecting millionth, yelling “Say Terrorist!” How cool!
Posted by doshka | July 22, 2008, 12:31 amokay May, i said i was being a jerk, so here goes….
you did say “1 million names” but you also said: one millionth “suspected terrorist”
There are not one million suspected terrorists. Sorry you loose. You buy my ice tea next time we study.
Any of the million law-smiths around here care to back me up? Perhaps the FOBs will have my back to after you insulted them…i think they read gooder.
Posted by Nimr | July 22, 2008, 12:48 am