ROMPE! ROMPE! ROMPE! John McCain?

Daddy Yankee officially endorsed John McCain on Monday, and he actually accepted. I shit you not: (warning: McCain looks hilariously awkward and uncomfortable in this video)

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Wow, that’s really hip of John McCain. I didn’t know he likes Puerto Ricans. But I’m confused…

How can supporting a racist white guy boost or help maintain Daddy Yankee’s street cred? And, how could accepting the endorsement of a raunchy reggaeton singer have a positive impact on McCain’s campaign? After all, wasn’t guilt-by-association a major theme of the primaries?

Also, I know McCain is trying to appeal to young voters, but since when has the TRL-vote counted for much? And if it’s Spanish-speaking people he’s trying to target, couldn’t he find a better role model than Daddy Yankee?

By the way, Quiqui — doesn’t the chorus of one of Yankee’s songs translate to “Butt hole! Butt hole! Butt hole!” Maybe McCain should blast that from the Straight Talk Express

It’s times like these I wish Narcel X was still around to make such things seem relevant (well, kind of relevant. Ok, not really.)

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Update: Fadi has just informed me that Daddy Yankee actually approached the Obama camp first, asking if Barack would accept an endorsement. After Barack rejected him, he turned to McCain. So much for that He endorses him for his awesome stance on immigration argument. It’s amazing what someone will do to transform his 15 minutes of fame into 16. Oh well, at least he knows who’s running.

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35 Responses to “ROMPE! ROMPE! ROMPE! John McCain?”

  1. xoggoth

    Can’t say I blame McCain for that in the circumstances, put yourself in his shoes and ask if you would think differently. Of course we would expect it not to determine US policy.

    Otherwise, the more I read of him the less I like. He seemed socially liberal for a Republican but when you look at his voting record that all looks like a sham. As for his foreign policy ideas, we have had enough of that from Bush thanks.

    #5791
  2. Mitch

    McCain is an arrogant asshole, but at least he’s a man. Obama’s an empty suit who has achieved nothing in his life. As Hillary said, all Obama’s done is give a speech.

    I’ve watched him in person without a prompter, he’s completely clueless answering questions. I’m no fan of Bush, but something resembling language would finally come out of his mouth.

    This sounds absolutely crazy, and I know it, but the first thing I thought leaving the auditorium was, who is pulling the strings with this guy? Obama is way over his head.

    So are half the Senators and Representatives in Congress. Most of them are just political pansies who were in the right place at the right time with the right tone of skin and sucked the right cock, and they have their staff handle policy. But then he decided to run for President. WTF?

    Seriously. He was a nobody in 2004 and won election to the Senate because his opponent dropped out due to a personal scandal. He got picked up by a few well connected political hacks in Illinois who understood how to run a competent campaign.

    His blubbering nonsense on Georgia just proved it. First he blamed Georgia, a democratic ally effectively undergoing Russian occupation and dismemberment, then he blamed America for provoking Russia by supporting our ally, and finally begged the Russians to withdraw their troops at their earliest convenience. While Obama philosophizes, the Russians are looking at him and smacking their lips waiting for him to get elected so they can deal with the rest of their neighborhood. There is still a pesky democratic government in Ukraine to subdue.

    McMac may be an asshole, but at least he’s a man. Obama is just a bitch.

    #5790
  3. How can supporting a racist white guy

    He’s a racist because he calls Vietnamese gooks? lol.

    Just goes to show what I’ve been saying all this time… virtually all the posters on KABOBfest are racists. You’ve all used racial slurs. Also, you’re all hypocrites… you dare call somebody else a racist for doing the same shit you do, day in and day out?

    boost or help maintain Daddy Yankee’s street cred?

    He said in the video why he is supporting McCain. He said that he thinks McCain’s policy on immigration is the best. You think he’s lying?

    By the way, what was so crazy about that video that you just had to make a post on it? looked pretty routine to me.

    #5789
  4. Programmer Craig's Vagina

    The posters on KABOBfest make racist comments routinely? Oh yeah PC? Why don’t you cite examples of every poster’s racist comments. Go for it you lying bitch.

    #5788
  5. Programmer Craig's Vagina

    The posters on KABOBfest make racist comments routinely? Oh yeah PC? Why don’t you cite examples of every poster’s racist comments. Go for it you lying bitch.

    #7721
  6. Programmer Craig's Vagina

    The posters on KABOBfest make racist comments routinely? Oh yeah PC? Why don’t you cite examples of every poster’s racist comments. Go for it you lying bitch.

    #9282
  7. Programmer Craig's Vagina

    The posters on KABOBfest make racist comments routinely? Oh yeah PC? Why don’t you cite examples of every poster’s racist comments. Go for it you lying bitch.

    #10060
  8. Programmer Craig's Vagina

    The posters on KABOBfest make racist comments routinely? Oh yeah PC? Why don’t you cite examples of every poster’s racist comments. Go for it you lying bitch.

    #10565
  9. Programmer Craig's Vagina

    The posters on KABOBfest make racist comments routinely? Oh yeah PC? Why don’t you cite examples of every poster’s racist comments. Go for it you lying bitch.

    #10748
  10. Programmer Craig's Vagina

    The posters on KABOBfest make racist comments routinely? Oh yeah PC? Why don’t you cite examples of every poster’s racist comments. Go for it you lying bitch.

    #10917
  11. Anonymous

    “You’ve all used racial slurs.”

    Patently false. Is that what you’ve been reduced to PC, resorting to outright fabrications?

    #5787
  12. Yeah, that’s right… I guess “redneck”, “cracker”, “hillbilly”, “trailer trash”, etc aren’t REALLY racial slurs, are they? lol.

    But “gook” damn sure is!

    #5786
  13. Why don’t you cite examples of every poster’s racist comments. Go for it you lying bitch.

    http://www.kabobfest.com/search?q=redneck

    Fayyad, Will, Maytha, and Fadi have all made posts using the word “redneck” to describe white folks. And I won’t even bother checking comments. I won’t even bother searching on other colorful derogatory ethnic slurs, either. Every poster on this blog uses such terms, routinely. They are part of their basic vocabulary.

    #5785
  14. Anonymous

    Yeah and nigger, kike, and spic aren’t racist terms, are they PC?

    #5784
  15. By the way, “redneck” means an ignorant and low class white person. In other words, it means the same thing ni%$er means when said about blacks. Not too much of a racial slur, is it? lol.

    #5783
  16. Programmer Craig's Mom's Vagina

    I don’t see race.

    Everything’s dark over here. Everything.

    #5782
  17. Programmer Craig's Mom's Vagina

    I don’t see race.

    Everything’s dark over here. Everything.

    #7720
  18. Programmer Craig's Mom's Vagina

    I don’t see race.

    Everything’s dark over here. Everything.

    #9281
  19. Programmer Craig's Mom's Vagina

    I don’t see race.

    Everything’s dark over here. Everything.

    #10059
  20. Programmer Craig's Mom's Vagina

    I don’t see race.

    Everything’s dark over here. Everything.

    #10564
  21. Programmer Craig's Mom's Vagina

    I don’t see race.

    Everything’s dark over here. Everything.

    #10747
  22. Programmer Craig's Mom's Vagina

    I don’t see race.

    Everything’s dark over here. Everything.

    #10916
  23. Programmer Craig's Dad's Vagina

    boohoo “racists in reverse” boohoo

    #5781
  24. Programmer Craig's Dad's Vagina

    boohoo “racists in reverse” boohoo

    #7719
  25. Programmer Craig's Dad's Vagina

    boohoo “racists in reverse” boohoo

    #9280
  26. Programmer Craig's Dad's Vagina

    boohoo “racists in reverse” boohoo

    #10058
  27. Programmer Craig's Dad's Vagina

    boohoo “racists in reverse” boohoo

    #10563
  28. Programmer Craig's Dad's Vagina

    boohoo “racists in reverse” boohoo

    #10746
  29. Programmer Craig's Dad's Vagina

    boohoo “racists in reverse” boohoo

    #10915
  30. Looks like you are pretty defensive on the issue of racism, vagina. That’s good. Now take it to the next step, and acknowledge you’ve got a problem.

    #5780
  31. The “update” where you use a political propaganda cite’s unspecified inside “source” is pretty funny, Buydatti :D

    Why not just make a fake news KABOBfest post to reference, instead?

    #5779
  32. Anonymous

    PC are you trying to equate “nigger” with “redneck”? Really?

    #5778
  33. The two words have the same meaning. The only difference is the target ethnicity. There’s even a skin color implied. How much closer could two different racial slurs be?

    #5777
  34. safiyyah

    So wait, Craig, is it your position that it does or does not make you racist to use racial slurs? You seem to be having an argument with yourself, so I’ll leave you to it.

    Redneck, by the way, cannot possibly equate to the level of gook. Gook is a word that has been used to dehumanize an entire people to the point that slaughtering them does not seem like a crime. People lovingly call themselves redneck.

    You are so ridiculous.

    #5776
  35. So wait, Craig, is it your position that it does or does not make you racist to use racial slurs? You seem to be having an argument with yourself, so I’ll leave you to it.

    I read that paragraph 3 times and I still have no clue what you are talking about. Have you been drinking? Or did you decide to start fasting early this year?

    Redneck, by the way, cannot possibly equate to the level of gook. Gook is a word that has been used to dehumanize an entire people to the point that slaughtering them does not seem like a crime.

    Lots of lip flapping going on there, but not much else.

    People lovingly call themselves redneck.

    And blacks love to call themselves “nigga” too. Why don’t you walk up to a black person and call them that and see what happens to you, white girl?

    And how’s about some of the Arabs who like to use the word “redneck” on this blog go walk up to a group of whites and start throwing the word around then, and lets see what result they get?

    #5775

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