Gabriel Schwartz, pre-robbery.
A GOP delegate from Colorado who ranted to media about the need to bomb Iran to protect Israel got a little taste of what it’s like to be a third world country.
Gabriel Nathan Schwartz (no relation to the famous rap duo), an attorney, thought he was going to neek a hottie he met at a hotel bar. When he got her up into his pricey suite, she slipped a drug into his drink as he undressed.
He woke up several hours later butt nekkid and missing all the pricey crap he thought would get the ladies: “a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000″ (since he’s a lawyer, I am sure these are inflated figures).
He was on the receiving end the personal equivalent of US foreign policy. Still, he likely will not see the irony in this. In an earlier interview, he advocated taking Iran’s wealth:
We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money. We deserve reimbursement.
Don’t worry Gabriel, she may have stolen ornaments, but she did not take away your $120,000 legal education.
[tarboush tip: Indecision 2008 blog via Sharen]
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I read as far as he is a lawyer and concluded he deserved whatever he got.
If Iran chopped hands off lawyers that would be very sensible, no chance some mistranslation of Arabic confused the word for criminal with the word for lawyer I suppose? Or the word for adulterer with that for politician? Somebody should check.
Posted by xoggoth | September 17, 2008, 12:05 pmI saw this and thought, “Oh, the irony.” My second thought was, “That idiot deserved what he got.” Every time I hear a story like this, I get a good chuckle at the hypocrite’s expense. Of course, I deserve reimbursement for the effort it took for me to click on the link and read it. It’s only fair.
Posted by Patton | September 17, 2008, 1:13 pmWhat’s the irony? That he said we should bomb Iran to protect Israel and then got robbed?
Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2008, 2:53 pmAs one of the blogs put it: Best. Mickey-slipping. Ever.
Anon above me, watch the video. The guy is a colossal tool, no matter your politics. ‘Schadenfreude’ doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Posted by Joe | September 17, 2008, 6:32 pmHonestly, I have a hard time believing his interview was serious. He’s a parody of a parody.
And he can barely string two words together. Odd lawyer.
Posted by Mohammad | September 18, 2008, 7:41 amhe was soo wasted- that guy spent the entire first day (when everything was put on hold in “honor of hurricane victims” drinking budweiser in little plastic cups-
Posted by Tarik | September 18, 2008, 10:43 am