The greatest video in the history of the world, ever.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywmFYbYyyr4]
TRANSCRIPT:
What you have in front of you is a tactical media plan for the eyes of Mr. Ralph Nader alone, like 007.
Hello Ralph, I love you Ralph. All of us in the Arab American community love you Ralph.
You know one time your seatbelt saved my life. I was in the car near Beirut. I would be dead if it wasn’t for you, Ralph.
But let’s talk serious business, Ralph. I understand you want another bite at the apple. You want another lick of the lollipop. You deserve credit for your out-of-the-box approach.
But Ralph, let us talk about where the rubber hits on the road. We are trying for a win-win situation this year. And Obama — Obama is the only game in town, Ralph.
Don’t worry — if Obama betrays us, we will vote Republican next time! Have no fear. We are not fools.
Ralph, I must explain to you how the tactical media works. You see, many years ago Obama — Obama loves the Arabs — Obama decided he would have to make a partnership with AIPAC in order to help the Arabs.
Have you ever read the Da Vinci code, Ralph? You see, Obama is the head of the invisible Arab spear.
Are we rolling?
Ralph, listen, it’s time to stop hurting cats and get your ducks in row. I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Ralph, but it’s fourth and long. It’s time to hit one out of the park!
Let me tell you I am deadly serious. It’s not too late for you to endorse Obama.
Trust me Ralph. Obama loves the Arabs. Everything he is doing is just to get elected, Ralph! Once he is elected let me tell you…
Ralph, you could do a media tour with Joe Biden. He can say, “I am a Zionist.” And you can say, “I love hummus!” Everyone will laugh, Ralph!
You know Ralph that business with Hizbullah southern Lebanon fighting Israel, that was crazy. But you can’t blame Obama for supporting the Israeli in this situation. Let me tell you is was all for the good, Ralph.
Ralph, let me explain to you. When Obama speaks about the Middle East, he is speaking in code, Ralph. He says one thing, you have to understand the opposite.
When he says Jerusalem shall be undivided as the Israeli capital, he really means he will clear East Jerusalem for the Palestinians.
I hope a planted a seed, Ralph. I’m happy to take another whack at this.
We’ll be in touch, Ralph.
(*winks and thumbs up*)
You thought only Palin could do that, ehh?
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This was funny and right on, but also a bit racist. Really most of the Arab Americans I hear saying this kind of liberal crap just have good old American accents.
Posted by Anonymous | October 30, 2008, 9:02 pmWhat does that mean – “good old American accents”? Are you trying to say that a second or third generation Arab American (such as myself) should have no interest or involvement in the Arab community? The opinion that the only Arab Americans who experience racism and discrimination are recent immigrants is completely wrong. This is not the way it is with other people of color and it does not apply to us either.
Posted by Anonymous | December 5, 2008, 12:34 pm