Malaysia Out-Saudis the Saudis…
…by saying Yoga is haram! It is not clear whether this is from fears that it involves spiritual elements from a polytheistic religion or because it involves people twisting and bending in ways that make conservative types uncomfortable. especially when it comes to any possible “hymen-endangering” postures…like these maybe?
Now when will the Wahhabis come up with a similar fatwa? They already had one on accidental anal (marital) sex and its dangers, so they can’t get left behind on this one…
P.S.: I heard a story a while ago that a Palestine solidarity activist staying with a family in Jenin (or was it Nablus?) got in major trouble because someone walked in on him in the morning and saw him doing yoga, and thought he was making fun of the way Muslims are (supposed to) pray! Was he doing a posture like these?
ha! I definitely have to add “hymen-endangering” to my lexicon. My other current favs are “heavy petting” and “bathing-suit area”. Okay everyone, use it in a sentence….
hey! my dad uses “heavy petting”. disturbing…
Anda semua kurang ajar biadap.Semoga ketiak anda di sarangi dengan sejuta pijat dan lipas.
Semoga mulut anda busuk saperti jamban di rumah anda.
Semoga perut anda di hancurkan dengan luka beranah.
Sesiapa saje yang perlekeh kan kami di malaysia akan menerima akibat saperti di atas.
arjuna waspada
Nimr, don’t forget “self love.”
Wasn’t that the term in ‘Out of Place’?
Will
anyone know malay and can translate the above?