More Tricks From Jacko

By Kalash

You may have heard about the latest lawsuit facing Michael Jackson – a Bahraini prince paid him millions of dollars for an album and book that were never produced. What you probably didn’t know is that Jacko has an ace up his sleeve…

The King of Pop converted to Islam. I’ve been hearing rumors ever since he started spending so much time in the Middle East, but the detail in the most recent report leaves little room for doubt. He even changed his name to Mikaeel. I guess he wasn’t feeling those Jehovah’s Witnesses anymore. I wonder if Blanket and his siblings are playing too.

Obviously, Michael’s newfound religious beliefs are unlikely to affect his case. The court will hear from him soon, and surely this story will stay in the news for a little while (even if it doesn’t make big headlines). Should be fun…

I would say more, but do I need to?

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  1. For the sole purpose of information sharing: Michael is not gay. And if He’s. He’s closet-gay then. Not that I care or anything. I don’t. But, He is pedophile. He loves little ones. And yes. He’s famous for doing weird things. If this is true, then it would be another weirdo.

    #3661
  2. Just FYI, Sheikh Abdulla is the second of the king’s sons, not the Crown Prince.

    #3660
  3. I almost blogged about this, thought it is better not coming from me.

    Mabruk, Ummah of Islam. What a prize. Um, good luck, whoever his handler will be. Piece of work, indeed.

    #3659
  4. you know what… I feel sorry for him and definitely he might have some, uh, issues and stuff, but…

    I don’t know… I wouldnt turn anyone away, especially not someone with a huge mic and many “followers.”

    Never know. So, my unqualified unsolicited ruling is…

    Alhamdulilah. Allahuakbar.

    #3658
  5. Thanks BB. I fixed it.

    #3657
  6. UPDATE: in classic MJ style – he and the prince settled out of court…

    #3656
  7. Anonymous

    LOL no need to say more. Jacko has said it all with his absence. I hear he even tried to appear in court on some teleconference type *ish. LOL at the Prince for giving him them millions.

    #3655

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