I mean, “it’s all in the medical report.” And if not in the medical report, the only other answer the popularly labeled “Egyptian Hulk” can offer up concerning such symptoms of his exceptional strength is: “La ilaha illa ‘llah, Muhammadun-Rasulullah.”
Known in an Egyptian TV interview and through viral mass emails as “The Egyptian Hulk,” Alexandria-based Sayyed Muhammad was born with abnormal strength, medically diagnosed to be 240 Horsepower-that’s 239 more horsepower than the average human folks. He has four wives to distribute his excessive virility between, drinks melted butter, AND there’s more:
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After watching the video, one question arose in my mind considering his strength as a liability; if his strength is so potentially destructive that he is banned from gainful employment and army service (because he can’t be put in a position to be riled up), what happens when he unleashes his 240 horsepower on his wives bodies? I can’t imagine that much force would be pleasurable
As you might imagine, this video sparked some interesting dialogue on the K-fest listserv. Questions concerning the report arose. K-fest blogger Nimr asked:
I really wonder how MEMRI goes about deciding which videos to translate. Is this supposed to embarrass the Arabs? I think it is great TV! I would love to be a fly on the wall at one of their meetings:
“What should we ‘translate’ today?”
“The video on music, corruption, islamic fundamentalism?”
“naw, how about the egyptian hulk video!”Seriously, they have a lot of these wacky videos on their site. I actually kinda like ‘em.
Diana problemitized an Al Mihwer reporter’s insistence about EH using his strength for “good purposes” or “giving back,” pointing out that there is little to no support of that claim in the Egyptian TV interview. In response Will and I offered some hidden benefits this man’s super powers might have on the Egyptian economy and military prowess:
Will:
By destroying so many coins he has made demand for Egyptian currency stronger, thereby keeping its value higher in the international community. He’s the best thing in the Egyptian economy.
Me:
They’re probably talking about the prospect of EH donating his 35 kids to serve in the Egyptian army. Egyptian Hulk or Soldier-making machine? I mean that’s the least he could offer for leeching off of government welfare to feed his 35 kids and four wives, support his melted butter and raw mutton habit, and accommodate his rampant daily sex practice.
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I love how he kept referring to it as a “gift from God” while it results in him not doing shit, as per his doctor’s note. The most productive thing he does is the frequent sex, but then there are all these kids that he does not work to feed.
God gotta review what constitutes “gift” before he screws anybody else over.
Posted by Fayyad | December 12, 2008, 9:28 amLOL to the fullest.
only in the mid east would someone get exempt to work from the government for being “too strong”
i laugh and cry a little on the inside :\
Posted by Jaas | December 12, 2008, 5:18 pmFour wives? Is that legal in Egypt?
Posted by Joe | December 12, 2008, 7:12 pmWhy wouldn’t it be?
Posted by Mohammad | December 13, 2008, 7:02 amOnly 15 times a day? The big sissy.
Posted by Ismail | December 13, 2008, 8:44 amDo you guys really do “listserv”? That’s so 1992! You trying for the retro-nerd thing? How about usenet?
Posted by programmer craig | December 13, 2008, 11:12 amPC,
Sorry we cannot all be programmers. Laggards like us need to unite, so we use ancient delivery systems.
Will
Posted by Will | December 13, 2008, 12:00 pmSo, the modern world has not come up with a better way? Who knew! I guess I should start a .com company and whip something up. I’ll be a billionaire in no time.
Posted by programmer craig | December 13, 2008, 12:36 pmSome peole simply shouldn’t be allowed to pursuit their dreams. And? But then, you’re westernized only if you’re capable of wipping others from the map. Which is our way–the uncivilized way.
Posted by The SWO | December 13, 2008, 6:40 pmCome on, you don’t use e-mail listservs? WTF? Everybody uses them. Ever heard of Google Groups?
Setting up a WASTE Network, though… now that’s for the hardcore.
Posted by Joe | December 14, 2008, 1:05 amperhaps this finally answers the mystery of how all those massive blocks of stone were moved to build the pyramids – he may come from a long line of egyptian hulks, who were very numerous in ages past. and so it wasn’t aliens from space after all that engineered the only surviving wonder of the ancient world.
Posted by alfannaan | December 14, 2008, 11:10 pmHAHA, this post realy made me laugh, we should give the guy some credit
I guess we can use his super ability for the good of the community, such as screwing Mubarak!
Posted by Ali | December 15, 2008, 12:48 amI wonder how his father died. His diet is a recipe for coronary artery disease.
Posted by Anonymous | December 15, 2008, 5:04 amI do feel sorry for his wives, too much power! Im also surprised he is banned from work, that is so dumb, if in another country he will be the next superman
Posted by Ali | December 15, 2008, 2:07 pmyeah, I don’t understand why the Egyptian army wouldn’t jump at the chance of using him as a WMD. Perhaps this lack of military/security-solutions oriented foresight highlights why Egypt is far from being a military super power.
Posted by Maytha | December 15, 2008, 5:36 pmMEMRI has my stamp of approval for the first time ever.
Posted by American Muslim Girl | December 15, 2008, 7:41 pmok… PC’s last comment proves what a lonely fuck he is. And… I really feel sorry for you, craig; as much as you’re online I’d think you’d actually learn a thing or two…
too bad, the internet is no cure for ignorance….
Posted by Tarik | December 18, 2008, 5:23 am