In the wake of Britney Spears’ new documentary other public figures whose image needs a bit of burnishing are doing the same. Airing on Fox Dec. 14th: Mubarak: For the Record. The candid, no holds barred, interview covered just about every topic imaginable. Here are some of the juiciest parts:
Mubarak on 25 Years of ‘Emergency Law”:
“I mean why mess with a good thang? Gamal got the party started and everyone has been loving it. I will call it off when I start to go grey.”
Mubarak on Darfur:
“If Sudan was reunited with Egypt, I am sure I could solve any issues. I think anyone would benefit living under my domination, but who am I? I’m just one humble, democratically-elected leader…. who could kick your ass at a game of squash!”
Mubarak on Kissing Madonna:
“Sabah was better despite the bits of molokhia stuck in her teeth. With Madonna you just have to keep your eyes shut the whole time”
Mubarak on the Legacy of Nasser:
“He had a better mustache, but I am a greater Arab leader! I have done much more to, er…I mean for Egypt”
Mubarak on Detained Bloggers:
“Basically I am just like Lindsey Lohan and Tom Cruise, I am just trying to get the paparazzi off my back.”
Mubarak on Palestine:
“Think about it, does anyone really need medicine?”
Mubarak on Succession:
“I just want to allay everyone’s fears on this. I have Egypt’s best scientists cloning me so the country will never be without my beneficent rule. Think of all the money I am saving my country on inaugural balls!”
Mubarak on Obama:
“Technically I am better than him or Ehud, as I am Mo’ Barak.”
Mubarak on His Legacy:
“I think Deniro should play me in the bio-pic.”
Tarboush Tipz: Will, Hanitizer, Tarik, Suneela-Ji and Fayyad.
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In the wake of Britney Spears’ new documentary other public figures whose image needs a bit of burnishing are doing the same. Airing on Fox Dec. 14th: Mubarak: For the Record. The candid, no holds barred, interview covered just about every topic imaginable. Here are some of the juiciest parts:
This is pretty good, not gonna lie.
Posted by Joe | December 2, 2008, 8:38 pm